Question: There was a man with an extremley small boat.On the boat he had a chicken, a fox, and some corn. He couldn't leave the fox with the chicken because the fox would eat the chicken. He couldn't leave the chicken with the corn because he would eat the corn. How could he get ALL three things across one-by-one without the fox eating the chicken or without the chicken eating the corn?
Answer: He could take the chicken across first, then he goes back and get the fox and take it across. He puts the chicken back on the boat and take it to the other side and put it on land. Then, he takes the corn to the side where the fox is and leave the corn there. Last, he goes back and get the chicken and ALL three things are on the side with each other.
Question: i can run but have no legs and i am not a snake.
What am i?
What am i?
Answer: water
Question: You are in a 15ft square room.On the ceiling there is a man hanging.On the floor there is a puddle.How did he hang himself?
Answer: He waited for the ice to melt
Question: How can you tell the difference between two types of trees?
Answer: You can tell by its bark
Question: What has 100 teeth and has a monster behind it
Answer: My zipper
Question: 3 men go to a hotel to rent a room..the clerk charges them 30 dollars..so each man pays 10 dollars each...the men go up to the room and the clerk realizes he over charged them 5 dollars..the room was only 25 dollars not 30. So he gives the bus boy 5 dollars to take up to the men...since 5 doestn divide into 3 very nice, the bus boy keeps two dollars and gives the men 3 dollars back...each man gets a dollar..that means each man paid 9 dollars...instead of 10 ( they all got one dollar back.) 9 times 3 is 27 dollars...the bus boy pocketed the 2 dollars..thats only 29 dollars..where did the other 1 dollar go???
Answer: the awnser is simple..you have to think of it from a different stand point..the clerk had 25 dollars himself for the room...the bus boy had 2 and the men had there 3 dollars..3 plus 2 plus 25 equals 30!!
Question: i have 4 ends but no beging
what am i?
what am i?
Answer: paper
Question: Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack came down, broke his crown and jill came timbling after. Why was jack okay and jill severly injured?
Answer: becuase jack only broke his and jill cme tumbling! Plus jack was looking at porn
Question: When I rest I have one face,
But when I'm flying I show six,
And when my brother joins the pace,
Then twelve faces are in the mix.
What am I?
But when I'm flying I show six,
And when my brother joins the pace,
Then twelve faces are in the mix.
What am I?
Answer: Dice
Question: A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR!!! OUCH
Answer: HE WALKED INTO A BAR THAT ACTUALLY MEANT (POLE)
