65 Riddles To Ask You Friends - Riddles about Friends
Funny Riddles To Ask You Friends from the original Riddles website. These are the best Friend riddles, jokes, and brain teasers for kids and adults. Entertain your classmates or share with your family.
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1. Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
Answer: He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
2. Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?
Answer: He was too wrapped up in himself.
3. How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?
Answer: By standing back to back.
4. A girl came running home crying because her boyfriend broke up with her. When she got home, she broke her phone and all of the pictures that had her boyfriend in it. What broke first?
Answer: Her heart because of her boyfriend.
5. What is rarer and more valuable than gold, but easier to lose?
Answer: Love/ Friendship.
6. It's raining, and you pass a bus stop. There are three people there; your trustworthy friend, the love of your life, and a woman about to go into labor. Your smart car only has two seats. What do you do?
Answer: You first give your keys to your friend and let them take the woman to a hospital, then you wait for the bus with your love.
7. If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?
Answer: It's cheaper to take two friends at the same time. In this case, you would only be buying three tickets, whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets.
8. What costs more than riches but doesn't cost a penny; that's also hard to find yet easy to lose?
Answer: A friend.
9. I cause death yet make your day. I am your friend, but your enemy. I am the beginning and end. What am I?
Answer: Time.
10. A plane crashes between the America-Mexico border. There are ten people on the plane, not including the pilot. Where so you bury the survivors?
Answer: You don't. They are SURVIVORS. Share this with your friends!
11. What force and strength cannot get through, I with a gentle touch can do. And many in the street would stand, were I not a friend at hand. What am I?
Answer: I am a Key.
12. I have 11 friends and I am the shortest out of all of them. What am I?
Answer: February.
13. What do you call two math friends?
Answer: Algebros!!
14. You are home alone and sleeping when your friends ring the doorbell. They have come for breakfast. You have cornflakes, bread, jam, a carton of milk, and a bottle of juice. What do you open first?
Answer: Your eyes.
15. What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?
Answer: Arr (R), mateys.
16. I see without seeing. Noise is an ally. What am I?
Answer: A bat.
17. The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?
Answer: A Last Name.
18. What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
Answer: A relationship.
19. My friend asked, "What rhymes with orange?".
Answer: I said, "No it doesn't".
20. A mile from end to end, Yet as close to you as a friend. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short, and tall, But shared among children most of all. What is it?
Answer: A simple smile.
21. Sometimes I am black, sometimes I am white sometimes you can see me at night. I have friends that are with me that are much smaller. Some of you have walked on me but not all. What am I?
Answer: The Moon.
22. I have one eye but I still can't see. I can surf all day without the sea. I let you know what your friends have to say and I will wake you up every day. What I'm I?
Answer: An iphone.
23. I live in a really noisy place, And I only appear when my loud friend is with me. I have my house high in the air, and I cause deadly fires. What am I?
Answer: Lightning lives in a noisy place, And it doesn't appear without thunder. It has it's house high in the air, And it cause deadly fires.
24. The less of them you have; the more one is worth. Who/What are they?
Answer: Friends.
25. I am never right. I am often mistaken for being true. I am deceptive and many people use me as an enemy disguised as a friend. What am I?
Answer: A lie.
26. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
27. What is hard to find but easy to lose, worth more than gold but costs less than a penny?
Answer: A Friend.
28. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Answer: He gave her a "ring".
29. Of them beware - keep your distance, What happens to them is none of your business. But talk to one, and oh you'll see, Themselves no more, will they be. What group of people are they?
Answer: Strangers. Usually you don't associate with them/stay away from talking to them, but if you talk to one, and get to know them, they are no longer strangers.
30. Ally and Gwen were told to do house chores on a rainy day. Ally chose to hang the laundry outside to dry, while Gwen vacuum-cleaned the bedrooms. Who is more stupid?
Answer: Ally is more stupid because it was raining all day, and there wouldn't be any need to hang laundry outside.
31. Why was the arrow trembling?
Answer: Because he saw his friends in a quiver. (arrow pouch)
32. I can bring power, money, connections, repute, and admiration, but I'm useless in the face of love and friendship. Treat others with me, and you'll avoid heartbreak, but you'll also gain endless loneliness. What am I?
Answer: Disguise.
33. What is cut on a table, divided out among friends, yet no one eats it?
Answer: A deck of cards on a poker table.
34. Four friends went out one night. During the trip back, they tried to squeeze under an umbrella, but it was too small for them to fit through. Still, everyone managed to stay dry by the time they arrived home. How can this be?
Answer: It wasn't raining. I didn't say that it was raining after all!
35. I hold countless voices that never speak, countless journeys that never move, and ask for quiet to share them all. What am I?
Answer: Library. "I hold countless voices that never speak": This refers to the vast number of books in a library. Each book contains the "voice" (ideas, stories, knowledge) of its author, but the physical book itself is silent. "countless journeys that never move": Books describe "journeys" (adventures, travelogues, fictional quests), but the books remain stationary on the shelves. The reader takes the journey through their imagination. "and ask for quiet to share them all": Libraries traditionally require a quiet atmosphere so that patrons can read, study, and focus on the material within the books without distraction.
36. When Eric and his friends returned to school after the summer break, they each told each other how their summers went. Eric boasted about the months he spent in Chile and how hot it had been. Eric's friends called him a liar. Why?
Answer: Assuming that these friends live in the United States, if it's summer in the U.S (which is in North America), it's winter in Chile because Chile is in South America. It can't possibly be hot during the winter. Therefore, Eric lied about being in Chile.
37. I'm yellow as a banana, in fact that's my favorite food. You'll find me wearing blue, and big goggles too. I'm friends with Stuart and Kevin, and I have multi-colored eyes. Who and What am I? Hint: look at the creater
Answer: Bob the minion.
38. What has holes but can still hold water?
Answer: An easy one!? The answer is SPONGE! Isn't that easy, my friend?
39. Alone I am 24th, with a friend I am 20. With another friend I am unclean. What am I?
Answer: I am X. X is the 24th letter of the alphabet, XX is the roman numeral for 20, and XXX is the code for adult films.
40. Five friends-Albert, Brenda, Carl, Diana, and Eric–raced around a track. Albert finished before Brenda but after Carl. And Diana finished before Eric but after Brenda. In what order did each friend finish?
Answer: From first to last, the order in which the friends finished is: Carl, Albert, Brenda, Diana, and Eric.
41. Russell was watching TV when he got a call from the police. They said that they had found his friend unconscious, and asked him to come. As soon as Russell came, the officers arrested him. Why?
Answer: The officers didn't tell Russell the exact location to come to. How would the man know where to come if he didn't know what happened?
42. Thursday, Nick and Rick went to a restaurant for dinner. The bill came out to $27. Nick and Rick each paid $9…but then, who paid the remaining $9?
Answer: The guys' friend, Thursday, paid the remaining $9. This riddle wouldn't make any sense if I said, "On Thursday, Nick and Rick…" anyway.
43. I'm a killing machine used again and again; I bend a little, but way less than my friend; For many years I was number one, But I've been replaced by my modern son. What am I?
Answer: An arrow
44. Katie and Vicky are sitting together on a park bench. Katie is texting her friends, while Vicky is applying her makeup. Who's more likely to be robbed?
Answer: Both girls are distracted, but Vicky most likely has a mirror so that she can not only see herself while applying her makeup, but she can also see if someone is approaching her. Therefore, Katie is more likely to be robbed.
45. There are 11 candles in front of you, all of them with burning wicks. Your friend blows out six of these wicks. How many candles will remain?
Answer: The six candles that had their wicks blown out will remain. After all, one, the other five candles will eventually burn down, and two, I asked you how many candles will remain, NOT, how many flames will remain.
46. You place a cup of coffee in front of your friend. You then ask your friend, "What's before you?". Your friend answers, "Tea,". Why is this answer correct?
Answer: If the answer to your question was "coffee", you would have never asked such a simple question. In fact, the question and answer were a play on words; you were asking your friend what comes before the letter U (you) in the alphabet. The letter T (tea) comes before the letter U, so your friend's answer was correct after all.
47. You are sharing a snack with 5 friends. You have 5 apples. Each person must get an equal amount of apple(s). How do you evenly distribute the 5 apples among 6 people?
Answer: Cut each apple into 6 peices. Each friend must take 5 slices or 1/6 of the number of slices.
48. I spin a web to help my friend. Who am I?"
Answer: Charlotte.
49. What do you get when you mate simba with a pair of glasses?
Answer: Sea lion.
50. It's 11:59 PM and it's raining heavily. Your friend feels like this one is not going to end soon and it will increase. Do you think there are any chances that it will be broad sunlight after 72hrs or not?
Answer: Of course not it will be night at 11:59 PM after the next 72 hrs! LoL!!
51. Yvonne and Diane are two friends going out on a camping trip. Here are some of the things they plan to take with them: chair, lamp, rice, game, tent. Can you guess which item the girls should leave at home?
Answer: Yvonne and Diane should leave the chair at home. "Lamp", "Rice", "Game", and "Tent" all have four letters, while "Chair" has five letters.
52. What is the best way to defeat your enemy? HINT 1: THE answer is in Ninjago HINT 2: let's stop fighting and be ...
Answer: To make him your friend.
53. Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
Answer: She wasn't in the moo-d.
54. I can be opened but have no hinges. I am made of fragile material, but not wood, nor glass. What am I?
Answer: A Cardboard Box.
55. Can you guess who pea's friend is? He is something that grows on trees, he doesn't get bothered by bees, Is often eaten, for enjoyment and taste, and it is often thrown away in waste. (Just trying to make it rhyme)
Answer: Nut!
56. I exist, but have no material form. I am made of numbers, but appear square. I build upon other of my own, but do not topple down. I sit still and do nothing, but I'm still useful. What am I?
Answer: Minecraft Blocks.
57. Slam slam slam all day long slam slam slam some fast, some slow something solid. flat and sturdy its friend lights up the night and is sensitive to the eye slam slam slam A through Z 1,2,3 black as night. What am I?
Answer: A Computer keyboard.
58. What do these three things have in common: Diamonds, Dogs, and Double plays?
Answer: They're all best friends. A diamond is a girl's best friend, a dog is a man's best friend, and a double play is a pitcher's best friend.
59. Why was Miss Cow sad?
Answer: Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
60. You have no one but me, when you're alone I come find you. I'll never leave your side until the day I die. What am I?
Answer: Your friend.
61. Place three matches on a table. Tell a friend to add two more matches to make eight. How can this be done?
Answer: Add two matches to make a roman numeral eight.
62. Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
Answer: The goblin.
63. Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Answer: Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
64. My first is in chocolate but not in ham, my second's in cake and also in jam, my third at tea-time is easily found, my whole is a friend who's often around. What am I?
Answer: A Cat!
65. There is a man stood on top of a mountain frozen holding a peice of straw. How did he get there?
Answer: He was with his friend in a hotair balloon when they were about to hit a mountin so they took of there clothes to make it lighter so they would go higher but it wasnt working so they drew straws and who ever had the shortest straw would have to jump out so he was the one who picked the shortest straw.
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