CHRISTMAS RIDDLES

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Quality riddles voted on by our riddles community.  Free printable riddle quiz of Christmas Riddles. Riddles and Answers print on separate pages. Fun for christmas parties and family dinners.

Riddle:

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

Answer:

In the dictionary.

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Riddle:

Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?

Answer:

Cupid.

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Riddle:

What does Santa do in his garden?

Answer:

Ho Ho Ho!

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Riddle:

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

Answer:

Because they always drop their needles.

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Riddle:

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

Answer:

Because of all the wrapping.

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Riddle:

What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?

Answer:

Frosted Flakes.

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Riddle:

Why is Santa so good at Karate?

Answer:

Because he has a black belt.

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Riddle:

What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?

Answer:

A broken drum.  You just can't beat it!

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Riddle:

Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?

Answer:

Dasher.

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Riddle:

Where does a snowman keep his money?

Answer:

In a snow bank.

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Riddle:

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Answer:

Puddle.

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Riddle:

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?

Answer:

Looks like rain dear.

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Riddle:

On Christmas eve, when Santa leaves his workshop on the north pole, what direction does he travel?

Answer:

South.  If you're on the North Pole the only direction you can go is south.

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Riddle:

Which on of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?

Answer:

Comet.

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Riddle:

What do elves learn in school?

Answer:

The elf-abet.

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Riddle:

Who is never hungry during Christmas?

Answer:

The turkey because he is always stuffed.

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Riddle:

What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?

Answer:

Claustraophobic.

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Riddle:

What do Spanish speaking sheep say at Christmas time?

Answer:

Fleece Navidad.

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Riddle:

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

Answer:

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Riddle:

In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?

Answer:

It happens every year.

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Christmas Riddles Answers:

  1. In the dictionary.
  2. Cupid.
  3. Ho Ho Ho!
  4. Because they always drop their needles.
  5. Because of all the wrapping.
  6. Frosted Flakes.
  7. Because he has a black belt.
  8. A broken drum.  You just can't beat it!
  9. Dasher.
  10. In a snow bank.
  11. Puddle.
  12. Looks like rain dear.
  13. South.  If you're on the North Pole the only direction you can go is south.
  14. Comet.
  15. The elf-abet.
  16. The turkey because he is always stuffed.
  17. Claustraophobic.
  18. Fleece Navidad.
  19. It's Christmas, Eve!
  20. It happens every year.