CHRISTMAS RIDDLES (WITH ANSWERS) FOR 2023

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Christmas Riddles (With Answers) For 2023
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27 Christmas Riddles To Solve

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Where Does Christmas Come Before Thanksgiving
Riddle: Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
Answer: In the dictionary.
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Mrs. Claus
Riddle: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
Answer: Looks like rain dear.

Snowman's Breakfast
Riddle: What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
Answer: Frosted Flakes.
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Who Is Never Hungry During Christmas
Riddle: Who is never hungry during Christmas?
Answer: The turkey because he is always stuffed.

Why Is Santa So Good At Karate?
Riddle: Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Answer: Because he has a black belt.
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Which One Of Santa's Reindeer Can Be Seen On
Riddle: Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Answer: Cupid.

A Mummy Christmas
Riddle: Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Answer: Because of all the wrapping.
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Elve's Homework
Riddle: What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet.

Santa's Space Reindeer
Riddle: Which one of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?
Answer: Comet.

Fastest Reindeer
Riddle: Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Answer: Dasher.

Xmas Trees
Riddle: Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Answer: Because they always drop their needles.

Adams Christmas Message
Riddle: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!

Scared Of Santa
Riddle: What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustraophobic.

Summer Snowman
Riddle: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Answer: Puddle.

Best Christmas Present
Riddle: What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?
Answer: A broken drum.  You just can't beat it!

Sheeps Xmas Greeting
Riddle: What do Spanish speaking sheep say at Christmas time?
Answer: Fleece Navidad.

Santa's Sleigh
Riddle: On Christmas eve, when Santa leaves his workshop on the north pole, what direction does he travel?
Answer: South.  If you're on the North Pole the only direction you can go is south.

Santa's Garden
Riddle: What does Santa do in his garden?
Answer: Ho Ho Ho!

Where Does A Snowman Keep His Money
Riddle: Where does a snowman keep his money?
Answer: In a snow bank.

What Nationality Is Santa?
Riddle: What nationality is Santa?
Answer: North Polish.

>Which One Of Santa's Reindeer Do You See At A Competition?
Riddle: Which one of Santa's reindeer do you see at a competition?
Answer: Dancer.

Cat Or Santa
Riddle: What do you call santa for cats?
Answer: Santa paws.

Playing With Dates
Riddle: In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Answer: It happens every year.

Frozen December
Riddle: Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Answer: Because it's in Decembrrr!

Cold Christmas Tree
Riddle: What did the Christmas tree wear to keep it warm?
Answer: A fir coat!

Going For A Guinness
Riddle: "May Day! May Day! May Day! May Day!" shouted an angry wife to her cringing husband. "This is my official warning for you to remove that dead plant from this house before the stroke of midnight tonight!" "But it holds a lot of sweet memories from last year for me," responded her husband. His wife fired back with, "Today is the first of May, and you should have removed your precious plant from the premises months ago. Besides, it is both dead and brown and is now as sharp as a cactus, and to top it off, it has become a genuine fire hazard." Her husband sheepishly answered her by saying,” Well, I was hoping to set a Guinness world record for the family; but if I must dispose of it, the least you can do is help me remove all the shiny stuff from it first. What kind of a plant do you suppose this was which could create such a strange-sounding argument between this husband and wife?
Answer: The husband was having trouble parting with his beloved Christmas tree which was still standing in all of its tinseled glory in their living room, since it was erected in December of the previous year.

What Do Christmas And Crabs Have In Common?
Riddle: What do Christmas and crabs have in common?
Answer: Sandy claws.
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Christmas Riddles Answers:

  1. In the dictionary.
  2. Looks like rain dear.
  3. Frosted Flakes.
  4. The turkey because he is always stuffed.
  5. Because he has a black belt.
  6. Cupid.
  7. Because of all the wrapping.
  8. The elf-abet.
  9. Comet.
  10. Dasher.
  11. Because they always drop their needles.
  12. It's Christmas, Eve!
  13. Claustraophobic.
  14. Puddle.
  15. A broken drum.  You just can't beat it!
  16. Fleece Navidad.
  17. South.  If you're on the North Pole the only direction you can go is south.
  18. Ho Ho Ho!
  19. In a snow bank.
  20. North Polish.
  21. Dancer.
  22. Santa paws.
  23. It happens every year.
  24. Because it's in Decembrrr!
  25. A fir coat!
  26. The husband was having trouble parting with his beloved Christmas tree which was still standing in all of its tinseled glory in their living room, since it was erected in December of the previous year.
  27. Sandy claws.