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These riddles will have you slapping your knees, rolling on the floor and crying tears of merriment as you share some of our great funny riddles with your friends. If laughter is the best medicine then enjoy a dose of our funny riddles every day! 

Riddle:

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

Answer:

Hiss and Hers.

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Riddle:

Who always enjoys poor health?

Answer:

A doctor.

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Riddle:

Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?

Answer:

Because of nightbears.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?

Answer:

Jumping to a conclusion.

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Riddle:

What is the best thing to put into pies?

Answer:

Your teeth.

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Riddle:

What nationality is Santa?

Answer:

North Polish.

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Riddle:

What goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy?

Answer:

A stick of gum.

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Riddle:

Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?

Answer:

Because he was a boar. 

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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

Why did the pony cough?

Answer:

He was a little horse!

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Funny Riddles are Fun Riddles for all ages. Great giggly brain teasers and puzzles. However you laugh, ha-ha’s, hee=hee’s, guffaws, snorts or sighs you are sure to be laughing soon!