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These riddles will have you slapping your knees, rolling on the floor and crying tears of merriment as you share some of our great funny riddles with your friends. If laughter is the best medicine then enjoy a dose of our funny riddles every day! 

Riddle:

What can point in every direction but can't reach the destination by itself.

Answer:

Your finger.

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Riddle:

What do you call two witches who live together?

Answer:

Broommates!

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Riddle:

There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off.  Why does the other monkey jump too?

Answer:

Monkey see monkey do.

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Riddle:

Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?

Answer:

By going from one spot to another.

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Riddle:

When will water stop running down hill?

Answer:

When it reaches the bottom.

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Riddle:

What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?

Answer:

A leek(leak).

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Riddle:

When is music like vegetables?

Answer:

When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.

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Riddle:

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

Answer:

A knight gown!

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Riddle:

What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?

Answer:

A flying sorcerer!

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Riddle:

What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?

Answer:

Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.

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Funny Riddles are Fun Riddles for all ages. Great giggly brain teasers and puzzles. However you laugh, ha-ha’s, hee=hee’s, guffaws, snorts or sighs you are sure to be laughing soon!