GOOD RIDDLES

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

The more you take away, the more I become. What am I?

What's a lifeguard's favorite game?

I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?

What do you call cheese that belongs to somene else?

What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?

Why was the broom late?

Who is never hungry during Christmas?

Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?