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Riddle:

I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?

Answer:

A clock.

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Riddle:

Little tommy Tittletat took two Ts. To tie two ups to two tall trees. To torment the terrible tittletat, How many Ts in all of that.

Answer:

There are 2 T's in all of ThaT.

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Riddle:

What runs without legs?

Answer:

Water.

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Riddle:

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Answer:

Catch you later.

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Riddle:

Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?

Answer:

He was too wrapped up in himself.

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Riddle:

What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?

Answer:

The same. They both weigh a pound!

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Riddle:

The more you take away,

the more I become. 

What am I?

Answer:

A hole.

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Riddle:

What can hold water even though it has holes?

Answer:

A Sponge.

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Riddle:

I'm clean when I'm black,

Dirty when white;

Get too close,

And you might sneeze.

What am I?

Answer:

A Chalkboard.

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Riddle:

Where does a werewolf like to hide?

Answer:

In your claws-it.

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