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Riddle:

If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

Answer:

Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Riddle:

There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?

Answer:

The fish bowl got knocked over. The bodies were goldfish.

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Riddle:

There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die? HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.

Answer:

Failed Parachute

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Riddle:

Until I am measured I am not known, Yet how you miss me when I have flown.  What Am I?

Answer:

Time.

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Riddle:

Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?

Answer:

They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.

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Riddle:

Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?

Answer:

Because they make too much raquet. 

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Riddle:

I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?

Answer:

The King of Hearts in a deck of cards.

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Riddle:

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

Answer:

Becuase of all the wrapping.

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Riddle:

I reach for the sky, but clutch to the ground; sometimes I leave, but I am always around.

What am I?

Answer:

I am Tree.

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Riddle:

 Why can you not trust Atoms?

Answer:

Because they make up everything.

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