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Riddle:

How many seconds are there in one year?

Answer:

A: 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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Riddle:

I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?

Answer:

The King of Hearts in a deck of cards.

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Riddle:

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

Answer:

Becuase of all the wrapping.

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Riddle:

 Why can you not trust Atoms?

Answer:

Because they make up everything.

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Riddle:

A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut?

Answer:

Each barber must have cut the other's hair. The logician picked the barber who had given his rival the better haircut.

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Riddle:

Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing.

What is it?

Answer:

A button.

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Riddle:

When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?

Answer:

At launch time.

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Riddle:

When is music like vegetables?

Answer:

When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.

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Riddle:

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

Answer:

The base word is Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I

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Riddle:

How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?

Answer:

F  I V  E

Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.

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