GOOD RIDDLES

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?

There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

What goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow continuously?

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?

I have a thousand needles but I do not sew.

What am I?

There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die? HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.

A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut?

Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?