GOOD RIDDLES

I have a thousand needles but I do not sew.

What am I?

What has no body and no nose?

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.

A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut?

Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing.

What is it?

When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?