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Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
He was out-standing in his field!
How did the beaver get online?
He logged on.
How do you make a poisonous snake cry?
Take aways it rattle.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Where do TVs go on vacation?
To remote places.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy Bear.
I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?
Which on of Santa's raindeer can you see in outer space?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
All of Mrs. Smith pets are dogs except one, and all her pets are cats except one. How many cats and dogs does she have?
Mrs. Smith has one cat and one dog.
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