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Riddle:

How do you make a poisonous snake cry?

Answer:

Take aways it rattle.

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Riddle:

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Answer:

Ice Scream.

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Riddle:

Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?

Answer:

They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.

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Riddle:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer:

A gummy Bear.

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Riddle:

I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?

Answer:

A Candle.

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Riddle:

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

Answer:

With a pumpkin patch.

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Riddle:

All of Mrs. Smith pets are dogs except one, and all her pets are cats except one. How many cats and dogs does she have?

Answer:

Mrs. Smith has one cat and one dog.

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Riddle:

Which on of Santa's raindeer can you see in outer space?

Answer:

Comet.

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Riddle:

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

Answer:

He was allergic to nuts.

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Riddle:

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

Answer:

11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock

9 o'clock plus 5 hoiurs = 2 o'clock

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