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Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
He was allergic to nuts.
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
He was out-standing in his field!
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
How did the beaver get online?
He logged on.
How do you make a poisonous snake cry?
Take aways it rattle.
Where do TVs go on vacation?
To remote places.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
What do elves learn in school?
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy Bear.
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