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Riddle:

Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?

Answer:

He was out-standing in his field!

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Riddle:

How did the beaver get online?

Answer:

He logged on.

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Riddle:

How do you make a poisonous snake cry?

Answer:

Take aways it rattle.

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Riddle:

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

Answer:

You rock-it!

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Riddle:

Where do TVs go on vacation?

Answer:

To remote places.

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Riddle:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer:

A gummy Bear.

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Riddle:

I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?

Answer:

A Candle.

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Riddle:

Which on of Santa's raindeer can you see in outer space?

Answer:

Comet.

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Riddle:

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

Answer:

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Riddle:

All of Mrs. Smith pets are dogs except one, and all her pets are cats except one. How many cats and dogs does she have?

Answer:

Mrs. Smith has one cat and one dog.

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