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Riddle:

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

Answer:

He was allergic to nuts.

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Riddle:

Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?

Answer:

He was out-standing in his field!

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Riddle:

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

Answer:

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Riddle:

How did the beaver get online?

Answer:

He logged on.

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Riddle:

How do you make a poisonous snake cry?

Answer:

Take aways it rattle.

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Riddle:

Where do TVs go on vacation?

Answer:

To remote places.

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Riddle:

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Answer:

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!

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Riddle:

What do elves learn in school?

Answer:

The elf-abet.

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Riddle:

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

Answer:

You rock-it!

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Riddle:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer:

A gummy Bear.

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