RIDDLES FOR ADULTS

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Warning. No Kids Allowed. These adult riddles have developed, ripened and generally come of age. From the saucy to the surprising these adult riddles are sure to be enjoyed by all the grown-ups in the room.

Riddle:

What goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow continuously?

Answer:

Bubble Gum.

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Riddle:

What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?

Answer:

Your left hand!

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Riddle:

I may be simple, I may be complex; I may have a name, but no gender or sex; I am often a question, or statements as a setup; I tend to have an answer, 'til you find it I won't let up. What am I?

Answer:

A riddle.

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Riddle:

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?

Answer:

He stood on a block of ice until it melted.

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Riddle:

What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?

Answer:

Pride.

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Riddle:

A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?

Answer:

Suicide.

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Riddle:

Why is the letter F like death?

Answer:

Because without it life is a lie, or it makes life a lie.

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Riddle:

Why is a bullet like a tender glance?

Answer:

Because it pierces hearts.

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Riddle:

Join a noun and adjective, and make a verb. What is the word?

Answer:

Impeach.

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Riddle:

Why are mortgages like burglars?

Answer:

They secure (seek your) money.

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Our adult riddles may be a little over the heads of the kids. Some have knowledge that you have to have been around a bit to understand, others may have content that is target for the adult mind. If you are a kid, head over to the kids riddles section or even the difficult riddles or math riddles to challenge your young brain.