RIDDLES FOR ADULTS

What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

What goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow continuously?

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

You can touch me,

You can break me,

You should win me if you want to be mine.

What am I?

I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?

There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do?

I may be simple, I may be complex; I may have a name, but no gender or sex; I am often a question, or statements as a setup; I tend to have an answer, 'til you find it I won't let up. What am I?

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?

What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?