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Warning. No Kids Allowed. These adult riddles have developed, ripened and generally come of age. From the saucy to the surprising these adult riddles are sure to be enjoyed by all the grown-ups in the room.

Riddle:

What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

Answer:

A toothbrush. Come on.

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Riddle:

What goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow continuously?

Answer:

Bubble Gum.

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Riddle:

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

Answer:

11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock

9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock

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Riddle:

You can touch me,

You can break me,

You should win me if you want to be mine.

What am I?

Answer:

A heart.

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Riddle:

I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?

Answer:

Love.

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Riddle:

There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do?

Answer:

The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.

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Riddle:

I may be simple, I may be complex; I may have a name, but no gender or sex; I am often a question, or statements as a setup; I tend to have an answer, 'til you find it I won't let up. What am I?

Answer:

A riddle.

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Riddle:

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

Answer:

A Calendar.

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Riddle:

There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?

Answer:

Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home.

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Riddle:

What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?

Answer:

A map.

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Our adult riddles may be a little over the heads of the kids. Some have knowledge that you have to have been around a bit to understand, others may have content that is target for the adult mind. If you are a kid, head over to the kids riddles section or even the difficult riddles or math riddles to challenge your young brain.