RIDDLES FOR ADULTS

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Warning. No Kids Allowed. These adult riddles have developed, ripened and generally come of age. From the saucy to the surprising these adult riddles are sure to be enjoyed by all the grown-ups in the room.

Riddle:

There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die? HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die.

Answer:

Failed Parachute

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Riddle:

What do you call a three humped camel?

Answer:

Pregnant.

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Riddle:

A man was born in 1898
He is still alive now
at the age 33
How is this possible ?

Answer:

he was born in room 1898 in the hospital

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Riddle:

There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?

Answer:

His father was in front of him when he was born, therefore he was born before him. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony.

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Riddle:

One is to three as three is to five and five is to four and four is the magic number.

What is the pattern?

Answer:

One has three letters in the word three has five letters in it five has four letters and four has four letters in it (if you try more numbers they will always come back to the number four: so four is the magic number)

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Riddle:

As I was going to the mall I met a man with seven wives, Each wive held two bags, Each bag held a mother cat, Each mother cat had six babies,

How many people where going to the mall?

Answer:

One! As I was going to the mall I met a man...

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Riddle:

A man is discovered dead sitting at his desk, alone in the locked office.  He did not commit suicide and there was no weapons in the room. The only clue is a sealed envelope on the desk in front of him.

How did he die?

Answer:

The envelope glue was poisoned and when the man licked the envelope to seal it, he died.

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Riddle:

A man walking along a railraod track sees a train thundering at high speed towards him. Instead of immediately jumpimg off the track, he charges directly at the train for about ten feet and only then gets off the track.

Why?

Answer:

The man was on a bridge when he first saw the train so he couldn't jump off the track immediately.

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Riddle:

You are right next to a river and have a 5 gallon container and a 3 gallon container. You need to measure out 4 gallons of water.

How do you do it?

Answer:

You fill up the 3 gallon container and pour the 3 gallons into the 5 gallon container. You fill the 3 gallon container back up, and pour it into the 5 gallon container. You empty the 5 gallon container and pour the 1 gallon left in the 3 gallon container into the five gallon container. Then you fill the 3 gallon container back up and pour it into the 5 gallon container and you have 4 gallons.

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Riddle:

What three letters change a girl into a woman?

Answer:
The riddle "Think CAREFULLY" is unanswered.
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Our adult riddles may be a little over the heads of the kids. Some have knowledge that you have to have been around a bit to understand, others may have content that is target for the adult mind. If you are a kid, head over to the kids riddles section or even the difficult riddles or math riddles to challenge your young brain.