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Warning. No Kids Allowed. These adult riddles have developed, ripened and generally come of age. From the saucy to the surprising these adult riddles are sure to be enjoyed by all the grown-ups in the room.

Riddle:

What do you call a three humped camel?

Answer:

Pregnant.

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Riddle:

There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?

Answer:

His father was in front of him when he was born, therefore he was born before him. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony.

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Riddle:

A boy Was Born In 1955 he just had his 18th birth day today how did that happen

Answer:

1955 is not the year he was born it was the hospital room he was born in

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Riddle:

How is it possible to always find what your looking for in the last place you look?

Answer:

If you find what your are looking for then you would stop looking so it would be in the last place you look

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Riddle:

A man is discovered dead sitting at his desk, alone in the locked office.  He did not commit suicide and there was no weapons in the room. The only clue is a sealed envelope on the desk in front of him.

How did he die?

Answer:

The envelope glue was poisoned and when the man licked the envelope to seal it, he died.

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Riddle:

I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?

Answer:

A Cigarette

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Riddle:

Sally, Lisa, and Bernadette are triplets. But Sally and Lisa share something that Berandette does not. What is it?

Answer:

The letter 'L' in their names.

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Riddle:

A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?

Answer:

You will hang me.

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Riddle:

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

Answer:

No it does not collapse. Because it has driven a half mile - you would subtract the gas used from the total weight of the truck

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Riddle:

In 2000, a 40-year-old doctor told his son that when a little boy he decided to be a doctor by seeing a internet web site about performing a heart transplant on a puppy with a defective heart so that the puppy would live a normal life. I then thought that I would be a doctor so that I could help people in a similar way. What is the defect in this story?

Answer:

The internet did not exist when the doctor was a little boy.

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