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Riddle:

What do you first caress with light then caress with sound.

Answer:

The Living Room.

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Riddle:

What happens when a cat meets with a tragic accident?

Answer:

A cat-astrophy !

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Riddle:

This sentence is frequently asked of small children. Each word in the sentence can be replaced by a letter. What is the sentence?

Answer:

R U O K?

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Sally Johnson called 911 when she first noticed Theodore was missing, but the operator told her there was nothing the police could do until Theodore was missing for at least 24 hours. The 911 operator told Miss Johnson that Theodore would probably be found because, based on the description Sally had given of Theodore, the operator felt Theodore was not the type to run away from home. However, Miss Johnson wasn’t willing to wait that long, so she sent her German shepherd dog out to look for him, after she had first let the dog have a sniff of the tiny sweater she had dressed Theodore in earlier that day. However, when the dog returned without Theodore, Sally considered calling the F.B.I., as she started thinking little Theodore might have been kidnapped. No ransom note or telephone call was received by Miss Johnson that day, however, so Sally began to systematically search her house. After frantically searching, Miss Johnson finally found Theodore in her basement --- in the washing machine --- still wet, after apparently having gone through a complete washing cycle! Why was the 911 operator so cavalier about the missing Theodore? Should D.C.F.S. be notified to investigate? Where was the adult supervision; or is there a simpler explanation for these events?

Answer:

Miss Sally Johnson was a seven-year-old child who watched a lot of T.V (especially police and detective shows), and had a vivid imagination. When she lost her teddy bear (Theodore), she never considered the possibility her mother had put him in the washing machine for a much-needed cleaning, as it had become soiled from Sally’s frequent use.

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Riddle:

What do you call a bear with no ears?

Answer:

The letter 'B'!

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Riddle:

What did one toilet say to the other?

Answer:

You look a bit flushed.

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Riddle:

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Answer:

Microwaves.

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Riddle:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Answer:

He’s all right now.

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Riddle:

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Answer:

Supplies!

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Riddle:

What did you think about the kidnaping in the park?

Answer:

Don't worry they woke him up.

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