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Riddle:

What does a nosey pepper do?

Answer:

It gets jalapeno business (all up in yo).

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Riddle:

What kind of footage is impossible to film?

Answer:

Off-screen footage. Because as soon as anything is filmed it becomes on-screen footage.

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Riddle:

Loneliness isn't the key. Ones you're touched you are free. Violence is not powerful. Every start means something. What is that something?

Answer:

Love.

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Riddle:

What's a grammar nerd's favorite political theory?

Answer:

Comma-unism

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Riddle:

I'm talked of but never seen, I'm heard of but makes no noise. What am I?

Answer:

Your birthday!

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Riddle:

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Answer:

You’re pointless.

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Riddle:

What takes a part of your soul, but reflects you truly?

Answer:

A photograph.

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Riddle:

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were going on a hike through the woods. After a long day of hiking, they stopped for the night. They ate a cold meal, pitched a tent, and went to sleep. Both of them woke up in the middle of the night. "The stars are out tonight," remarked Doctor Watson. "What does this tell you?" Sherlock asked. "Well," he replied, "By the positions of the stars, it's roughly midnight." "What else does this tell you?" Sherlock asked again. "I don't know!" Doctor Watson retorted, annoyed. "What does it tell you?" What did the detective notice?

Answer:

"Elementary, my dear Watson. Someone has stolen our tent."

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Riddle:

I sail an ocean you'll never swim, and I voyage seas with white-cotton ease yet my hold is filled with water. What am I?

Answer:

A cloud.

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The fuel for life, Important parts of the day, Even if it is a long time away. Long lasting use, Long lasting fuse, Until my explosive death day. What am I?

Answer:

The sun.

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