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Riddle:

What did the doctor say when a man tells him, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" ?

Answer:

The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

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Riddle:

What does a toilet with a funny accent have?

Answer:

Irritable vowel syndrome!

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Riddle:

What do kids, worms, bears, fish, and rings alll have in common?

Answer:

They are GUMIES!

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Riddle:

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Answer:

Beer nuts cost around $1.50 -- deer nuts are under a buck.

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Riddle:

What do you get when you cross Lassie with a cantaloupe?

Answer:

A Melancholy Baby!

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Riddle:

Without fists I strike, without fingers I point, without legs I run, what am I?

Answer:

A clock.

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Riddle:

A parliament, a congress, a conspiracy, a murder, a wake. What am I?

Answer:

A flock of Corvids.

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Riddle:

Who cowardly a prince did kill?

Answer:

Joab—2 Samuel xviii. 14.

 

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Riddle:

Who built a city on a hill?

Answer:

Omri—1 Kings xvi. 24.

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Riddle:

Whose son profane his life did lose?

Answer:

Shelomith—Levit. xxiv. 11.

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