Riddle:
What flowers are kissable?
Answer: Tulips (two-lips).
Riddle:
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
Answer: A map.
Riddle:
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Answer: Your mother.
Riddle:
Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?
Answer: He stood on a block of ice until it melted.
Riddle:
I am white, black and read all over. What am I?
Answer: Newspaper!
Riddle:
There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?
Answer: Heroine.
Riddle:
A father and son were in a car accident where the father was killed. The ambulance brought the son to the hospital. He needed immediate surgery. In the operating room, a doctor came in and looked at the little boy and said I can't operate on him he is my son.
Who is the doctor?
Answer: The Mother.
Riddle:
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
Answer: The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
Riddle:
What connects two people yet touches only one?
Answer: A wedding ring.
Riddle:
The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents, but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
Answer: They were the same man. Grover Cleveland served two terms as president of the United States, but the terms were not consecutive.
Riddle:
They fill me up and you empty me, almost everyday; if you raise my arm, I work the opposite way. What am I?
Answer: A mailbox.
Riddle:
First I am dried, then I am wet;
The longer I swim, the more taste you get.
What am I?
Answer: Tea.
Riddle:
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Answer: Pride.
Riddle:
What can be touched but can't be seen?
Answer: Someone's heart
Riddle:
A woman is at her mother's funeral when suddenly she sees a man so handsome, she instantly falls in love with her. Unfortunately, she never got a chance to talk to the man. The next day, the woman kills her sister. What was the motive?
Answer: The woman was hoping to see the man again. If you got this correct on the first try, you have the mind of a psychopath.
Riddle:
What can be stolen, mistaken, or altered, yet never leaves you your entire life?
Answer: Your identity.
Riddle:
What costs nothing but is worth everything, weighs nothing but lasts a lifetime, that one person can't own but two can share?
Answer: Love. ❤️
Riddle:
My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
Answer: A violin.
Riddle:
A husband was called by the police telling him that his wife was killed and that he should get to the crime scene as soon as possible. Shocked, the husband dropped the phone and drove to the crime scene in 20 minutes, where he was arrested and charged for murder. How did the police know it was him?
Answer: The police told him to get to the crime scene, but they didn't specify where. The husband couldn't have known where the crime scene was unless he'd been there when the wife was dead or dying.
Riddle:
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?
Answer: A Vacuum Cleaner.
