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Riddle:

Of no use to one Yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, The lover's privilege, The hypocrite's mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I?

Answer:

A Kiss.

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Riddle:

If you can buy 1 for $1, 14 for $2, and 145 for $3, what are you buying?

Answer:

House numbers

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Riddle:

A Queen has twins by Caesarean section so it's impossible to tell who was born first.  Now the twins are adults and ready to rule. One is intensely stupid, while the other is highly intelligent, well loved and charismatic. Yet the unintelligent one is chosen as the next ruler.

Why?

Answer:

He is a male.

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Riddle:

A traveler came to the river side, with a donkey bearing an obelisk. But he did not venture to ford the tide, for he had too good an *.

What is the missing word?

Answer:

Asterisk = "Ass to Risk".

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Riddle:

Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella?

Answer:

because of the drizzle.

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Riddle:

Two grandmothers, with their two granddaughters;
Two husbands, with their two wives;
Two fathers, with their two daughters;
Two mothers, with their two sons;
Two maidens, with their two mothers;
Two sisters, with their two brothers;
Yet only six in all lie buried here;
All born legitimate, from incest clear

Answer:

Two widows each had a son, and each widow married the son of the other and then each had a daughter

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Riddle:

You are standing in front of a room with one lightbulb inside of it. You cannot see if it is on or off. Outside the room there are 3 switches in the off positions. You may turn the switches any way you want to. You stop turning the switches, enter the room and know which switch controls the lightbulb. How?

Answer:

You turn 2 switches "on" and leave 1 switch "off" and wait about a minute. Then enter the room, but just before you enter, turn one switch from "on" to "off". Once in the room, feel the lightbulb - if it is warm, but off, it has to be the last switch you turned off. If it is on, it has to be the switch left on. If it is cold and is off, it has to be the switch you left in the off position.

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Suppose you want to send in the mail a valuable object to a friend. You have a box which is big enough to hold the object. The box has a locking ring which is large enough to have a lock attached and you have several locks with keys. However, your friend does not have the key to any lock that you have. You cannot send the key in an unlocked box since it may be stolen or copied. How do you send the valuable object, locked, to your friend - so it may be opened by your friend?

Answer:

Send the box with a lock attached and locked. Your friend attaches his or her own lock and sends the box back to you. You remove your lock and send it back to your friend. Your friend may then remove the lock she or he put on and open the box.

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Riddle:

A woman who lives in new york legally married three men, she did not get divorce, get an enollment, or legally seperate.

How is this possible?

Answer:

She is a minister.

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Riddle:

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not

Answer:

Counterfeit money

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