Riddle: I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?
Answer: A Vacuum Cleaner.
Riddle: Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
Answer: Death.
Riddle: What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
Answer: Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.
Riddle: Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady's delight. What am I?
Answer: A Pearl.
Riddle: I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
Answer: A Windmill.
Riddle: My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
Answer: A violin.
Riddle: Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, when I have flown.
What am I?
Answer: I am Time.
Riddle: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
Answer: Suicide.
Riddle: What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
Answer: Do you lava me like I lava you!!
Riddle: Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
Answer: A Match.
