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Riddle:

What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?

Answer:

Do you lava me like I lava you!!

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Riddle:

What do geologists do on their free time?

Answer:

Go to rock concerts.

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Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?

Answer:

They all made right-hand turns.

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I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back, None suffer to have me, but do from my lack.

What am I?

Answer:

Sleep.

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Riddle:

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

Answer:

A preacher.

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Riddle:

What sweets do geologists like?

Answer:

Rock candy.

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Riddle:

My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I'm always ready to tell a tale.

What am I?

Answer:

A book!

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Riddle:

I can be short and sometimes hot. When displayed, I rarely impress.

What am I?

Answer:

I am your temper.

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Riddle:

What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?

Answer:

An anchor.

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In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?

Answer:

A Tree.

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