RIDDLES FOR ADULTS WITH ANSWERS

Riddles for Adults with Answers

In Love
Riddle: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Riddles for Adults: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? Riddle Meme.

Killer Wife, Or Not?
Riddle: A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Answer: The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

Time Passes
Riddle: You have me today, Tomorrow you'll have more; As your time passes, I'm not easy to store; I don't take up space, But I'm only in one place; I am what you saw, But not what you see. What am I?
Answer: Memories.
You have me today, Tomorrow you'll have more; As your time passes, I'm not easy to store; I don't take up space, But I'm only in one place; I am what you saw, But not what you see. What am I? Riddle Meme.

Wooden Case
Riddle: I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
Answer: Pencil lead.

Simple Addition
Riddle: If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?
Answer: 11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock 9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock
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Don't Think Too Dirty!
Riddle: What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
Answer: A toothbrush. Come on.

Funny Riddle = Happy Couple
Riddle: If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Answer: Hiss and Hers.
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In, Then Out
Riddle: What goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow continuously?
Answer: Bubble Gum.

Win Me
Riddle: You can touch me, You can break me, You should win me if you want to be mine. What am I?
Answer: A heart.

Bought And Stolen
Riddle: I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
Answer: Love.

Our funny adult riddles may be too mature for kids. Some have knowledge that you have to have been around a bit to understand, others may have content that is a target for the adult mind.

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