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Our friends over at Fart.com shared this funny set of "Silent but deadly" jokes and riddles for your flatulent enjoyment.

Riddle:

Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?

Answer:

A fart.

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Riddle:

When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed as when I go astray.

What am I?

Answer:

A fart.

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Riddle:

Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store?

Answer:

Because They don't have Windows.

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Riddle:

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

Answer:

A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!

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Riddle:

What came out from ONE hole and goes in to TWO holes?

Answer:

Farts.

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Fart Riddles Answers:

  1. A fart.
  2. A fart.
  3. Because They don't have Windows.
  4. A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
  5. Farts.