There is a fine line between riddles and jokes. They can tax your brain, surprise your senses, and make you laugh. A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broommates!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later.
What do you call cheese that belongs to somene else?
Nacho cheese!
Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Hiss and Hers.
Why can you not trust Atoms?
Because they make up everything.
How do caterpillars swim laps?
They do the butterfly.
What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?
A garbage truck.
Why can't the world ever come to an end?
Because it's round.
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock!
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Spend some time and lighten your day with these fun and witty mind games. These Jokes and Riddles are here for you to let go of the stress and laugh your day away.
