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Get ready to grab your sides because they are about to hurt from all the laughter! These joke riddles are best enjoyed shared with loved ones. 

Riddle:

What do you call two witches who live together?

Answer:

Broommates!

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Riddle:

There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off.  Why does the other monkey jump too?

Answer:

Monkey see monkey do.

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Riddle:

 Why can you not trust Atoms?

Answer:

Because they make up everything.

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Riddle:

Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?

Answer:

Because they make too much raquet. 

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Riddle:

What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?

Answer:

A leek(leak).

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Riddle:

What happened to the broken-down frog?

Answer:

It got toad (towed) away.

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Riddle:

Can girafffes have babies?

Answer:

No, they can only have giraffes.

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Riddle:

Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?

Answer:

He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.

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Riddle:

Where do wolves stay on vacation?

Answer:

At a howliday inn.

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Riddle:

When is music like vegetables?

Answer:

When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.

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