There is a fine line between riddles and jokes. They can tax your brain, surprise your senses, and make you laugh. A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!
Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
Because his wife was a total flake.
What do elves do after school?
Gnomework!
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
She felt like he took her for granite.
Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
To prevent son-burn.
Why does a dragon sleep all day?
So it can hunt knights!
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Is that you coffin?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a clock?
Lots and lots of tics!
How does a robot shave?
With a laser blade.
What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
Roost beef.
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Spend some time and lighten your day with these fun and witty mind games. These Jokes and Riddles are here for you to let go of the stress and laugh your day away.
