There is a fine line between riddles and jokes. They can tax your brain, surprise your senses, and make you laugh. A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broommates!
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Monkey see monkey do.
Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?
Because they make too much raquet.
Why can you not trust Atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
A leek(leak).
What happened to the broken-down frog?
It got toad (towed) away.
When is music like vegetables?
When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.
How do monkeys make toast?
They put it under the g'rilla
Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.
Can girafffes have babies?
No, they can only have giraffes.
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Spend some time and lighten your day with these fun and witty mind games. These Jokes and Riddles are here for you to let go of the stress and laugh your day away.
