There is a fine line between riddles and jokes. They can tax your brain, surprise your senses, and make you laugh. A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!
What do you call two witches who live together?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later.
What do you call cheese that belongs to somene else?
Why was the broom late?
Why can you not trust Atoms?
Because they make up everything.
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Hiss and Hers.
How do caterpillars swim laps?
They do the butterfly.
What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?
A garbage truck.
How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
With cookie sheets.
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
"Sorry we don't serve food here".
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Spend some time and lighten your day with these fun and witty mind games. These Jokes and Riddles are here for you to let go of the stress and laugh your day away.