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Get ready to grab your sides because they are about to hurt from all the laughter! These joke riddles are best enjoyed shared with loved ones. 

Riddle:

What do you call two witches who live together?

Answer:

Broommates!

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Riddle:

There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off.  Why does the other monkey jump too?

Answer:

Monkey see monkey do.

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Riddle:

What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?

Answer:

A leek(leak).

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Riddle:

Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?

Answer:

Because they make too much raquet. 

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Riddle:

 Why can you not trust Atoms?

Answer:

Because they make up everything.

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Riddle:

When is music like vegetables?

Answer:

When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.

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Riddle:

What happened to the broken-down frog?

Answer:

It got toad (towed) away.

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Riddle:

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

Answer:

A knight gown!

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Riddle:

Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?

Answer:

He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.

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Riddle:

How do monkeys make toast?

Answer:

They put it under the g'rilla

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Spend some time and lighten your day with these fun and witty mind games. These Jokes and Riddles are here for you to let go of the stress and laugh your day away.