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Riddle:

Why did the king go to the dentist?

Answer:

To get a new crown.

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Riddle:

What nationality is Santa?

Answer:

North Polish.

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Riddle:

How does the gingerbread man make his bed?

Answer:

With cookie sheets.

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Riddle:

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Answer:

I'm not shore.

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Riddle:

Why is a bad pin like a broken lead pencil?

Answer:

Because it has no point.

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Riddle:

What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?

Answer:

A chicken that plucks itself.

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Riddle:

What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?

Answer:

Roost beef.

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Riddle:

What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?

Answer:

Fried Chicken.

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Riddle:

Why did the cookie go to the doctors?

Answer:

It felt crummy.

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Riddle:

A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?

Answer:

"Sorry we don't serve food here".

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