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Riddle:

How do cows count?

Answer:

They use a 'cow'nter.

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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

Where do pilots keep their personal things?

Answer:

In air pockets.

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Riddle:

How are prisoners like astronauts?

Answer:

Both are interested in outer space

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Riddle:

Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?

Answer:

She wasn't in the moo-d.

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Riddle:

Why was Miss Cow sad?

Answer:

Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!

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Riddle:

What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?

Answer:

"Poly wants a firecracker!"

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Riddle:

What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?

Answer:

Free Karate lessons.

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Riddle:

Why did the pony cough?

Answer:

He was a little horse!

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Riddle:

What nationality is Santa?

Answer:

North Polish.

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