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Riddle:

Where do wolves stay on vacation?

Answer:

At a howliday inn.

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Riddle:

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

Answer:

A knight gown!

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Riddle:

Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?

Answer:

They wanted to lie low.

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Riddle:

What type of dogs do scientists have?

Answer:

Labatory retrievers.

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Riddle:

What is a comedian's favorite food?

Answer:

Pun-cake.

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Riddle:

Why did the belt go to jail?

Answer:

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Riddle:

What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?

Answer:

Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.

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Riddle:

What has 22 legs and 2 wings?

Answer:

A football team!

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Riddle:

What is the name of the ugliest tree?

Answer:

Yew.

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Riddle:

What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?

Answer:

A flying sorcerer!

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