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Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
The turkey because he is always stuffed.
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the tree wear to the pool?
What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
Why was the broom late?
Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?
They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
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