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Where do wolves stay on vacation?
At a howliday inn.
What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
A knight gown!
Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?
They wanted to lie low.
What type of dogs do scientists have?
What is a comedian's favorite food?
Why did the belt go to jail?
For holding up a pair of pants.
What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.
What has 22 legs and 2 wings?
A football team!
What is the name of the ugliest tree?
What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
A flying sorcerer!
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