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What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
"Sorry we don't serve food here".
What do you call a cow that lost its calf?
What nationality is Santa?
Where do pilots keep their personal things?
In air pockets.
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Because he was a boar.
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Tell it a scary story!
What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?
"Poly wants a firecracker!"
How are prisoners like astronauts?
Both are interested in outer space
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little horse!
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