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Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
What nationality is Santa?
How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
With cookie sheets.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
I'm not shore.
Why is a bad pin like a broken lead pencil?
Because it has no point.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?
A chicken that plucks itself.
What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?
Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
It felt crummy.
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
"Sorry we don't serve food here".
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