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How do cows count?
They use a 'cow'nter.
Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
Where do pilots keep their personal things?
In air pockets.
How are prisoners like astronauts?
Both are interested in outer space
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
She wasn't in the moo-d.
Why was Miss Cow sad?
Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?
"Poly wants a firecracker!"
What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?
Free Karate lessons.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little horse!
What nationality is Santa?
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