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Riddle:

What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?

Answer:

Roost beef.

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Riddle:

A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?

Answer:

"Sorry we don't serve food here".

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Riddle:

What do you call a cow that lost its calf?

Answer:

De-calf-inated.

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Riddle:

What nationality is Santa?

Answer:

North Polish.

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Riddle:

Where do pilots keep their personal things?

Answer:

In air pockets.

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Riddle:

Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?

Answer:

Because he was a boar. 

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Tell it a scary story!

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Riddle:

What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?

Answer:

"Poly wants a firecracker!"

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Riddle:

How are prisoners like astronauts?

Answer:

Both are interested in outer space

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Riddle:

Why did the pony cough?

Answer:

He was a little horse!

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