Riddle: What room do ghosts avoid?
Answer: The living room.
Riddle: Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Answer: Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Riddle: Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
Answer: He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
Riddle: I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
Answer: A Joke!
Riddle: What do you call two witches who live together?
Answer: Broommates!
Riddle: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Answer: Catch you later.
Riddle: When is a doctor most annoyed?
Answer: When he is out of patients.
Riddle: Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
Answer: The Dead End.
Riddle: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Answer: When you are a mouse.
Riddle: Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?
Answer: They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
Riddle: What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
Answer: Frosted Flakes.
Riddle: Who is never hungry during Christmas?
Answer: The turkey because he is always stuffed.
Riddle: Why was the broom late?
Answer: It overswept.
Riddle: Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Answer: Because he has a black belt.
Riddle: What time does a tennis player get up?
Answer: Ten-ish.
Riddle: Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
Answer: By going from one spot to another.
Riddle: What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
Answer: A leek (leak).
Riddle: What did the bee say to the flower?
Answer: Hello, honey!
Riddle: What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
Answer: Pool.