What do elves learn in school?
What do elves do after school?
Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?
Because the students are bright.
Why did the vampire take art class?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
In sundae school.
What is big and yellow that comes in the morning to make moms day?
A school bus.
You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?
There were three girls going to school. They were sharing 1 umbrella. How come all the girls did not get wet?
Because it was not raining!!!
When is homework not homework?
When it's done at school.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of school!
<a href="https://www.riddles.com/quiz/school-riddles" title="Riddles" >Riddles</a>