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School Riddles

Riddle:

Why did the vampire take art class?

Answer:

He wanted to learn how to draw blood.

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Riddle:

What do elves do after school?

Answer:

Gnomework!

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Riddle:

Where can you learn to make ice cream?

Answer:

In sundae school.

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Riddle:

What is big and yellow that comes in the morning to make moms day?

Answer:

A school bus.

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Riddle:

There were three girls going to school.  They were sharing 1 umbrella. How come all the girls did not get wet?

Answer:

Because it was not raining!!!

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Riddle:

You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?

Answer:

History.

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Riddle:

Why was the broom late for school?

Answer:

He overswept.

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Riddle:

When is homework not homework?

Answer:

When it's done at school.

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Riddle:

Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

Answer:

Because they dropped out of school!

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Riddle:

What do elfs learn in school?

Answer:

The elf-abet!

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School Riddles

School Riddles Answers:

  1. He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
  2. Gnomework!
  3. In sundae school.
  4. A school bus.
  5. Because it was not raining!!!
  6. History.
  7. He overswept.
  8. When it's done at school.
  9. Because they dropped out of school!
  10. The elf-abet!