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School Riddles

Riddle:

Why did the vampire take art class?

Answer:

He wanted to learn how to draw blood.

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Riddle:

Where can you learn to make ice cream?

Answer:

In sundae school.

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Riddle:

What is big and yellow that comes in the morning to make moms day?

Answer:

A school bus.

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Riddle:

There were three girls going to school.  They were sharing 1 umbrella. How come all the girls did not get wet?

Answer:

Because it was not raining!!!

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Riddle:

You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?

Answer:

History.

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Riddle:

Why was the broom late for school?

Answer:

He overswept.

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Riddle:

When is homework not homework?

Answer:

When it's done at school.

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Riddle:

Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?

Answer:

He was always monkeying around in class.

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Riddle:

Why are fish so clever?

Answer:

They live in schools.

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Riddle:

Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

Answer:

Because they dropped out of school!

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School Riddles

School Riddles Answers:

  1. He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
  2. In sundae school.
  3. A school bus.
  4. Because it was not raining!!!
  5. History.
  6. He overswept.
  7. When it's done at school.
  8. He was always monkeying around in class.
  9. They live in schools.
  10. Because they dropped out of school!