What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
There were three girls going to school. They were sharing 1 umbrella. How come all the girls did not get wet?
What do elves do after school?
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Why did the vampire take art class?
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Why are fish so clever?
What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
How do bees get to school in the morning?
When is homework not homework?
You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?
What is big and yellow that comes in the morning to make moms day?
Why do middle school girls walk in three's?
I am in your eye. I am a school child. I am a word of five. What am I?
What do elves learn in school?
Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?
Why was the broom late?
What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
Johnny's dad had told Johnny that if he could get an A+ on his final exam, he could get any ice cream flavor he wanted plus a pizza. When the day for the final exam came, the professor said, "There are three questions on this exam. You will have one hour to answer them all and no more. Anyone caught taking any longer or cheating will get an automatic F." When Johnny received the paper, he read the first question. As he read it, he realized the exam was no piece of cake so he worked as hard as he could. When he finally finished question one, he checked the clock. There was only 5 minutes left! At this rate, he wouldn't be able to finish in time. As Johnny looked around, he saw that there were hundreds of students and figured that he could get away with a few extra minutes, so he worked away past the hour mark. As Johnny went to turn in his paper, the professor stopped him. "Young man," the professor said sternly. "I saw you keep working long after the 1-hour mark. You were caught cheating and will get an F." Thinking quickly, Johnny replied, "Do you know who I am?" The professor stoically responded, "I neither know or care who you are. You need to learn respect and discipline." "Good." said Johnny and he ran away. When the day for the exam scores to be announced came, Johnny received an A+. How?
Answers: School Riddles Quiz
One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.
Because it was not raining!!!
Gnomework!
In sundae school.
He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
Because they dropped out of school!
He was always monkeying around in class.
They live in schools.
Her A-B-Seas.
On the school buzz.
When it's done at school.
History.
A school bus.
Because they can't even!
Pupil.
The elf-abet.
Because the students are bright.
It overswept.
The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
When the professor confirmed Johnny's anonymity (the professor didn't know who he was), Johnny quickly slipped his exam paper into the pile of exams and ran off, so the professor wouldn't know which exam paper deserved an F. Congratulations on sticking through the whole riddle.
One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.
Because it was not raining!!!
Gnomework!
In sundae school.
He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
Because they dropped out of school!
He was always monkeying around in class.
They live in schools.
Her A-B-Seas.
On the school buzz.
When it's done at school.
History.
A school bus.
Because they can't even!
Pupil.
The elf-abet.
Because the students are bright.
It overswept.
The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
When the professor confirmed Johnny's anonymity (the professor didn't know who he was), Johnny quickly slipped his exam paper into the pile of exams and ran off, so the professor wouldn't know which exam paper deserved an F. Congratulations on sticking through the whole riddle.
