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School Riddles

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  1. What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
  2. There were three girls going to school. They were sharing 1 umbrella. How come all the girls did not get wet?
  3. What do elves do after school?
  4. Where can you learn to make ice cream?
  5. Why did the vampire take art class?
  6. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
  7. Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
  8. Why are fish so clever?
  9. What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
  10. How do bees get to school in the morning?
  11. When is homework not homework?
  12. You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?
  13. What is big and yellow that comes in the morning to make moms day?
  14. Why do middle school girls walk in three's?
  15. I am in your eye. I am a school child. I am a word of five. What am I?
  16. What do elves learn in school?
  17. Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?
  18. Why was the broom late?
  19. What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?

Answers: School Riddles Quiz

  1. One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.
  2. Because it was not raining!!!
  3. Gnomework!
  4. In sundae school.
  5. He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
  6. Because they dropped out of school!
  7. He was always monkeying around in class.
  8. They live in schools.
  9. Her A-B-Seas.
  10. On the school buzz.
  11. When it's done at school.
  12. History.
  13. A school bus.
  14. Because they can't even!
  15. Pupil.
  16. The elf-abet.
  17. Because the students are bright.
  18. It overswept.
  19. The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
  1. One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.
  2. Because it was not raining!!!
  3. Gnomework!
  4. In sundae school.
  5. He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
  6. Because they dropped out of school!
  7. He was always monkeying around in class.
  8. They live in schools.
  9. Her A-B-Seas.
  10. On the school buzz.
  11. When it's done at school.
  12. History.
  13. A school bus.
  14. Because they can't even!
  15. Pupil.
  16. The elf-abet.
  17. Because the students are bright.
  18. It overswept.
  19. The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"