CLASSIC RIDDLES

What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?

Little Tommy Tittletat took two Ts, to tie two ups to two tall trees, to torment the terrible tittletat. How many Ts in all of that?

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

I have three feet but can't walk;

I tell you things but can't talk;

Sometimes I bend but I'm mostly straight.

I'm like a scale but can't tell your weight.

What am I?

If you put roast in a roaster, what do you put in toaster?

I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it.

What is it?

A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?

One day, a thirty story building was on fire. A man jumped out a window and nothing happened to him. Nothing was under him. How is this possible?

Black within, red without, with four courners, round about. What is it?

You are a bus driver at a station. 10 get on the bus and no one gets off. You drive 10 miles to another station where 3 people get on and 1 gets off. You drive another 10 miles only to get 25 people on and 5 people go off. Next you drive 3 miles while 12 people exit the bus. You drive back to the place knowing that a couple more stops along the way untill the ride is done. At the 2nd to last station 5 people get on and 2 get off. And at the last station (5.5 miles) 25 people get on for no reason and 1 gets off. What is the bus drivers eye color?