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Riddle:

Where do butterflies sleep?

Answer:

On Caterpillows!

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Riddle:

little Nancy Ettistoat, in a white pettiecoat and a red nose, the longer she stands, the shorter she grows!

Answer:

a candle

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Riddle:

A box without hinges, key or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

What am I?

Answer:

An egg.

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever. What am I?

Answer:

Wine

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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Riddle:

What is yellow, looks like the moon and has seeds?

Answer:

A Banana.

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