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Riddle:

Why did the shower bar turn red?

Answer:

Its towel fell off.

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

I have four legs but no tail. Usually I am heard only at night. What am I?

Answer:

A Frog.

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Riddle:

When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever. What am I?

Answer:

Wine

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Riddle:

What is yellow, looks like the moon and has seeds?

Answer:

A Banana.

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Riddle:

You are a bus driver at a station. 10 get on the bus and no one gets off. You drive 10 miles to another station where 3 people get on and 1 gets off. You drive another 10 miles only to get 25 people on and 5 people go off. Next you drive 3 miles while 12 people exit the bus. You drive back to the place knowing that a couple more stops along the way untill the ride is done. At the 2nd to last station 5 people get on and 2 get off. And at the last station (5.5 miles) 25 people get on for no reason and 1 gets off. What is the bus drivers eye color?

Answer:

Brown/blue/green (i dont know how i would put it though so if you guessed your eye color you got it right :) )

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:

I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?

Answer:

A nose.

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Riddle:

Where do butterflies sleep?

Answer:

On Caterpillows!

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Riddle:

How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?

Answer:

With a monkey wrench.

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