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Riddle:

What animal has no wings, but yet will fly?

Answer:

A caterpillar has no wings, but will fly when it matures and becomes a butterfly.

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Riddle:

What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?

Answer:

A platypus.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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Riddle:

What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?

Answer:

A submarine sandwich!

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Riddle:

How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?

Answer:

Tickle its navel.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?

Answer:

He can't find it

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Riddle:

When is a door not a door?

Answer:

When it's ajar.

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Riddle:

How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?

Answer:

Drop him a line.

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Riddle:

What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Disc-o.

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