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Where do butterflies sleep?
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
With a monkey wrench.
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Drop him a line.
What animal probably likes doors?
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Tickle its navel.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
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