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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?

Answer:

He was wearing his robe.

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Riddle:
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it, Five in the middle is seen; First of all figures, the first of all letters, Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring Before you the name of an eminent king.
Answer:
David (Roman numerals).
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Riddle:

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Answer:

Beacause it was a moth ball.

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Riddle:

How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?

Answer:

Tickle its navel.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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Riddle:

How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?

Answer:

Drop him a line.

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Riddle:

I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?

Answer:

A nose.

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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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Riddle:

What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Disc-o.

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