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If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
the answer is 2 two you take 2.... (you have 2)
What animal probably likes doors?
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Beacause it was a moth ball.
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Drop him a line.
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Tickle its navel.
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
You go into the woods to get it. Then you sit down to find it. Then you go home because you couldn't find it.
What did the faucet say to the shower?
"You're a big drip."
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