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What is yellow, looks like the moon and has seeds?
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Hiss and Hers.
What animal has no wings, but yet will fly?
A caterpillar has no wings, but will fly when it matures and becomes a butterfly.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Its towel fell off.
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?
the answer is 2 two you take 2.... (you have 2)
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
He can't find it
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