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What animal has no wings, but yet will fly?
A caterpillar has no wings, but will fly when it matures and becomes a butterfly.
What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Tickle its navel.
What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
He can't find it
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Drop him a line.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
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