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Riddle:

What is yellow, looks like the moon and has seeds?

Answer:

A Banana.

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Riddle:

What do bumblebees sing in the shower?

Answer:

BeeBop.

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Riddle:

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

Answer:

Hiss and Hers.

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Riddle:

What animal has no wings, but yet will fly?

Answer:

A caterpillar has no wings, but will fly when it matures and becomes a butterfly.

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Riddle:

When is a door not a door?

Answer:

When it's ajar.

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Riddle:

Why did the shower bar turn red?

Answer:

Its towel fell off.

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Riddle:

I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?

Answer:

A nose.

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Riddle:

If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

Answer:

the answer is 2 two you take 2.... (you have 2)

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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Riddle:

Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?

Answer:

He can't find it

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