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Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king.
David (Roman numerals).
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Tickle its navel.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
A submarine sandwich!
It goes through the door without pinching It sits on the stove without burning It sits on the table Not ashamed
You go into the woods to get it. Then you sit down to find it. Then you go home because you couldn't find it.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
What did the faucet say to the shower?
"You're a big drip."
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Beacause it was a moth ball.
Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
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