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Riddle:

Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?

Answer:

He can't find it

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Riddle:

I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?

Answer:

A nose.

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Riddle:

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Answer:

Beacause it was a moth ball.

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Riddle:

How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?

Answer:

Tickle its navel.

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Riddle:

What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Disc-o.

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Riddle:

Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?

Answer:

Because he stole the show!

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Riddle:

How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?

Answer:

Drop him a line.

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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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Riddle:

It goes through the door
without pinching

It sits on the stove
without burning

It sits on the table
Not ashamed

Answer:

The Sun

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Riddle:

What did the faucet say to the shower?

Answer:

"You're a big drip."

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