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Riddle:

If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

Answer:

the answer is 2 two you take 2.... (you have 2)

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Riddle:

Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?

Answer:

He can't find it

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Riddle:
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it, Five in the middle is seen; First of all figures, the first of all letters, Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring Before you the name of an eminent king.
Answer:
David (Roman numerals).
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Riddle:

You go into the woods to get it. Then you sit down to find it. Then you go home because you couldn't find it.

Answer:

splinter

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Riddle:

Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?

Answer:

Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.

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Riddle:

If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

Answer:

Hiss and Hers.

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Riddle:

What do computer programmers sing in the shower?

Answer:

Disc-o.

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Riddle:

What did the faucet say to the shower?

Answer:

"You're a big drip."

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Riddle:

It goes through the door
without pinching

It sits on the stove
without burning

It sits on the table
Not ashamed

Answer:

The Sun

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Riddle:

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?

Answer:

Beacause it was a moth ball.

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