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Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
He can't find it
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Beacause it was a moth ball.
How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Tickle its navel.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Because he stole the show!
How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Drop him a line.
What animal probably likes doors?
It goes through the door without pinching It sits on the stove without burning It sits on the table Not ashamed
What did the faucet say to the shower?
"You're a big drip."
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