What room do ghosts avoid?
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
Answer: He was allergic to nuts.
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
Answer: They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?
How do you spell candy in 2 letters?
Answer: He was too wrapped up in himself.
Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Who was the most famous Skeleton detective?
Answer: The web is the trick and you are the treat.
What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
Answer: Because he turns into a bat every night.
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
Answer: When you are a mouse.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What type of music is a mummy's favorite?
Answer: In your claws-it.
Where does a werewolf like to hide?
What jack has a head but no body?
What instrument does a skeleton play?
What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?
Answer: He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
Why did the vampire take art class?
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
What do goblins sing in the shower?
Answer: "How do you boo?"
What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?
Answer: You're the ghost.
You're in a room and there is a ghost in the room, but you're the only one in the room. How is this possible?
What do you call an out of work Ghost?
What do ghost's like to do on a Saturday night?
Answer: He did not have a current haunting license.
Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer: They like to read the horrorscopes.
Why do witches buy magazines?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?