Football Riddles - Riddles About Football

List of Football Riddles with Answers

Here are some football riddles for you

  1. Riddle: What has one foot but no legs?
    Answer: A football.
  2. Riddle: What is the only time you run in football?
    Answer: When you kick off the game.
  3. Riddle: What do you call a football player who can't stop talking?
    Answer: A quarterback.
  4. Riddle: What do you call a group of cows playing football?
    Answer: A pasture-ization.
  5. Riddle: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    Answer: To get his quarterback!
  6. Riddle: What do football players do when they get cold?
    Answer: They stand in the corner, because it's always 90 degrees there.
  7. Riddle: What do you call a football player with no legs?
    Answer: Ground beef.
  8. Riddle: What do you call a ghost who loves football?
    Answer: A receiver-ant.
  9. Riddle: John bet Tom $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tom agrees but loses the bet. Why did Tom lose the bet?
    Answer: John said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
  10. Riddle: What has 22 legs and 2 wings?
    Answer: A football team!
  11. Riddle: Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
    Answer: Because all of the FANS have gone home.

I hope these riddles give you a good laugh!

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