NEW RIDDLES

I'm in Kentucky, with 2 bowls of chili. I stay there for 3 nights. I take a train to Georgia and backpeddle to Kansas. Where am I?

A kid forgot to do his homework. For the home work, he had to draw a goat on grass. When he was in class the teacher found out that he didn't finish it. The boy was smart. He said that he did and he proved it to the teacher. Then the teacher agreed and said that he finished it in an unexpected way. What did the boy say to the teacher?

I am a calming, and quiet object. I can tell the time, but not always by the hour. My unit of measure is as my creator makes it. What am I?

What can grasp the world's edges with great precision, yet always perceives the imagery as vague conceptions?

What falls and rises but never moves?

What is in front of a woman and at the end of a cow?

Where will you land if you jump off a two storey building?

Which tire wouldn’t move if a car turns right?

Why is a small horse like a young musk-melon?

My first may be fashioned of iron or wood,
And at window or door for safety is placed;
In village or town it does more harm than good,
Leading people their health, time, and money to waste.
My second’s a lady, bewitching and fair,
And for love of her people will labor and strive;
Will rise before dawn, and be wearied with care,
And pursue her with ardor as long as they live.
My whole is what ladies admire and approve,
The shopkeeper’s boast—the purchaser’s prize;
’Tis a ninepenny chintz—’tis a one-shilling glove—
It is something which makes people open their eyes.

What am I?