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What do the French say when you apology?

No is to negative as yes is to...?

How can you tell if reindeer have passed on your roof?

How far can a man hike into the forest?

What do you call a polar bear at the beach?

A detective in training is called to a room on his first day in, once there his instructor greets him and tells him he has a deck of fish cards. Alongside the instructor are two men who hold three cards from the same deck. He was given a paper reexplaining the prompt which had written on top: "Each man will say what he has, yet one man is lying... This man is the murderer." The first man began, he stated he held a shark, a shrimp, and a catfish. The second man stated he held two goldfish and a lion. Who is the murderer?

One fourth of the population of a newly discovered planet have 4 legs. The rest have two legs. There are 60 legs total. How big is the population of the newly discovered planet?

What type of drum are you not able to play?

How can people without noses smell?

A pro fisherman decided to become a pro golfer. In order to buy his clubs he had to sell his boat. How did he list it?