NEW RIDDLES

I hit the tall miss the small. In a flash I am gone. What am I?

It begins with a T when you can't take a P. What are you in?

My legs are knives. I am a knight. I can reclaim what I lose in a fight. What am I?

I am a man, but not a man. I wake up at work. I am a boss with no workers. My job is to bellow and loaf. What am I?

I have a short, wide body. It is cold and shiny. My insides are hot as flame. I have two mouths. My tail is long and forked. What am I?

It is long, it is a ball, it can crawl, and stand up tall. It can eat and it can hide, but no one wants it inside. What is it?

What tells you what you want to hear, but hurts you when the truth is clear?

I am not as they say, But I am in the way. I'm not the answer to the question, More an alternative suggestion. What am I?

What do you get when you cross Purell with the devil?

What do you get when you cross Beyonce with a black hole?