NEW RIDDLES

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Your shirt has two holes in it. How many holes are there?

Why can't you play basketball with pigs?

What do you call a naughty turkey?

What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?

I can't see yet I know your there. I'm not a cow but I'm leather. I'm a rare find but follow paths. I can fly but I'm not a bird. What am I?

If the previous day of the day before yesterday was Friday, then what will be the next day of the day after tomorrow?

Why don't African animals play games?

I am something, I am nothing. I am short, I am tall. When you fall at your sport, then I stumble and fall. I have never been yet seen beneath a new moon. I thrive in the evening but vanish at noon. I am lighter than air, I weigh less than a breath. Darkness destroys me and light is my death. What am I?

In the forest there’s a river, in the river there’s a boat, in the boat there’s a girl with a pink purry coat. An if you want to know her name then you should be ashamed coz I said her name in the middle of the riddle! What is the girl’s Name?