NEW RIDDLES

What did the one puzzle say to the other puzzle?

I am broken and apart, all my pieces are in tatters. They lie about unorganized, as if nothing matters. Like humpty dumpty all I want is all my pieces fixed. Yet when you start to help me, your feelings might be mixed. To some I am relaxing, to others I bring anger. To see my original form, you need only look at my chamber. What am I?

Why did the credit card go to jail?

A single eye and crooked nose, I belong where one does propose. I am at the end, a single clue, as to what is being asked of you. What am I?

What's the cheapest cut of meat?

If you're tired and cold, I'll cover you gently, but it won't be warm, it will be deadly. What am I?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

I am not a person nor an animal. I was born from the death of something large and hot. I am capable of consuming anything and everything. I am very dark and exists in a place where there is no gravity. What am I?

You have seven pens and nine pigs. You must arrange the pens so that each pen has an even number of pigs. Zero is not allowed, nor will it work. How do you do this?

John is talking to Mary while working on a deal book at 2AM. Mary learns that John's sister has three children. "How old are the children?" asks Mark."Well," replies John, "the product of their ages is 36." "Hmmm, the sum of their ages is the same as this figure right here," says John pointing at the spreadsheet. "Still not enough information" says Mary after thinking for a minute. "The eldest is dyslexic" says John. How old are the children?