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Riddle:

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Answer:

Between you and me, something smells.

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Riddle:

Your shirt has two holes in it. How many holes are there?

Answer:

There are six holes because it has already has four holes in it.

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Riddle:

Why can't you play basketball with pigs?

Answer:

Because they will "hog" the ball!

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Riddle:

What do you call a naughty turkey?

Answer:

Dinner.

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Riddle:

What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?

Answer:

Sandpaper.

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Riddle:

I can't see yet I know your there. I'm not a cow but I'm leather. I'm a rare find but follow paths. I can fly but I'm not a bird. What am I?

Answer:

A bat.

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Riddle:

If the previous day of the day before yesterday was Friday, then what will be the next day of the day after tomorrow?

Answer:

Thursday.

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Riddle:

Why don't African animals play games?

Answer:

There are too many cheetahs!

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Riddle:

I am something, I am nothing. I am short, I am tall. When you fall at your sport, then I stumble and fall. I have never been yet seen beneath a new moon. I thrive in the evening but vanish at noon. I am lighter than air, I weigh less than a breath. Darkness destroys me and light is my death. What am I?

Answer:

A shadow.

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Riddle:

In the forest there’s a river, in the river there’s a boat, in the boat there’s a girl with a pink purry coat. An if you want to know her name then you should be ashamed coz I said her name in the middle of the riddle! What is the girl’s Name?

Answer:

An

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