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Did you hear about the one with a broken hearing aid?
Neither did he!
Crimson I am born, yellow I dance, ebony I die. What am I?
What can be picked but not chosen?
What has every color in the rainbow no matter what?
What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?
The feeling is mootual.
What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?
Why did Cleopatra need a psychiatrist?
She was the queen of De-Nile!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
My friend said, "What rhymes with orange"
I said, "No it doesn't.
Today, my mom told me to help her check her balance. I did this without going to the bank. How?
I pushed her over.