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Did you hear about the one with a broken hearing aid?
Neither did he!
Crimson I am born, yellow I dance, ebony I die. What am I?
Fire.
What can be picked but not chosen?
A nose.
What has every color in the rainbow no matter what?
A rainbow.
What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?
The feeling is mootual.
What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?
Pencil- vania!
Why did Cleopatra need a psychiatrist?
She was the queen of De-Nile!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He Neverlands.
My friend said, "What rhymes with orange"
I said, "No it doesn't.
Today, my mom told me to help her check her balance. I did this without going to the bank. How?
I pushed her over.
