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Riddle:

Why is there no danger of starving in a desert?

Answer:

Because of the sand which is (sandwiches) under your feet.

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Riddle:

Why is a gooseberry pie like counterfeit money?

Answer:

Because it is not currant (current).

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Riddle:

My first is found on the ocean wave,
In the spring, the pit, and the mine;
My second below earth’s surface you have,
Where seldom the sun can shine.
My whole your dinner-table must grace,
And seldom fails to obtain a place.

What am I?

Answer:

Salt-cellar.

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Riddle:

What two reasons why whispering in company is not proper?

Answer:

It is not aloud (allowed).

Private earing (privateering) is unlawful.

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Riddle:

Why is green grass like a mouse?

Answer:

Green grass is like a mouse, because the cattle eat it (cat’ll eat it).

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Riddle:

Whether old Homer tippled wine or beer,
Julep or cider, history is not clear;
But plain it is—the bard, though wont to roam,
But for one liquid, never had left home.

What is it?

Answer:

The letter R.

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Riddle:

Why is the best baker most in want of bread?

Answer:

Because he kneads (needs) it most.

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Riddle:

Why is a lumberjack like a stage actor?

Answer:

He is known by his axe (acts).

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Riddle:

Why is France like a skeleton?

Answer:

Because only the bony part is left.

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Riddle:

What vessel is that which is always asking leave to move?

Answer:

Canister.

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