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Riddle:

Which of the following words doesn’t belong to this set? Why? Brush, Taste, Shampoo, Stench, Flush, Wash and Seat.

Answer:

Stench. You can brush, taste, shampoo, flush, wash and seat people, but you can’t stench.

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Riddle:

What does a lawyer wear to court?

Answer:

A Lawsuit.

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Riddle:

Some people see me to be linear, to others I'm not. I'm always marching forward and can never stop. I watch you in your days until we have to part ways. What am I ?

Answer:

Time.

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Riddle:

Look at me I want to play. I'll move like you in every way. Be tricky, but the result is always a draw. Why? Because I'm an expert at response and call. Be tricky, but the result is always What am I?

Answer:

Your Reflection!

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Riddle:

Why didn't the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?

Answer:

It was rated "ARR".

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Riddle:

Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. James offered one about how his grandfather (Captain Smith)led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory. Within a few months after the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription: "To Captain Smith for Bravery, Daring and Leadership, World War One, from the Men of Battalion 8." Frank looked at James and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What is wrong with the story?

Answer:

It wasn't called WWI until much later.

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Riddle:

A woman who lived in Germany during World War II wanted to cross the German/Swiss border in order to escape Nazi pursuers. The bridge which she is to cross is a half mile across, over a large canyon. Every three minutes a guard comes out of his bunker and checks if anyone is on the bridge. If a person is caught trying to escape German side to the Swiss side they are shot. If caught crossing the other direction without papers they are sent back. She knows that it takes at least five minutes to cross the bridge, in which time the guard will see her crossing and shoot her. How does she get across?

Answer:

She waits until the guard is inside his hut, then walks halfway across before starting to walk back. The guard, seing she has no papers, sends her "back".

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Riddle:

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter.  He then left the restaurant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, “Look me up in the dictionary.” What did the dictionary say?

Answer:

When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."

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Riddle:

I start off red, then I am halved, and turn blue. I am then halved once again, and turn pink. What am I ?

Answer:

Australian notes (money) $20 note is red $10 note is blue And a $5 note is pink!

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Riddle:

What's a foot long, made of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

Answer:

A Shoe.

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