NEW RIDDLES

I have a butt, but I'm not alive. I bring smoke, but am not fire. I destroy, I kill, though I am not used in a war. What am I?

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

I grow on trees, I make some people wheeze. I can be brown or black, I can be used as a snack. Some animals bite me, some animals hide me. They save me for Winter deep in the ground, the start to dig down down down. For humans I have a very good taste, sometimes they throw out a part in the waste! What am I?

I stand before you and you think I'm small,

Let me sit down and I will be more tall,

I bear weapons but these you might not see,

When you're blind, secrets are still shown to me,

I walk by myself, wildest of the wild,

Better to make me sing, instead of smile.  What am I?

What do you call dental X-rays?

What did the panda ghost say?

While I'm a challenge for one and a rebuke between two,

Yet I still have a direction for every number.

What am I?

I can be naked, I can be covered; but just keep me peeled, and the wonders you'll discover. What am I?

I have legs, but won't walk

A mouth that will not talk

Woodland home, lost to me

Stabled now, in nursery

Made to move, but must stay

You won't hear me say nay.

What am I?

Where man is, there I am

I'm nat'ral, man makes me

I'm a shield, a weapon

I enchain to release

A stable foundation

Though ever evolving

My body is quite vast

Though I'm not physical

I have many branches

I'm not a tree or plant

No guesses, you know me now

No mercy, if you are wrong

What am I?