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You can find almost everything on me, I will take you to anywhere you want, and you search on me everyday. What am I?

When the below was jerking , the above was preferring. When the below was hurting, the above was happy rejoicing. What is that?

You might want to play with this pet, if you can’t sleep at night. With its thin metal skin, it is a welcome sight. Many people wish to hear this animal’s hiss. When they are away, it is something they might miss. Be careful when handling this pet, you might lose your wit. It might make you wet with its spit and its sweat. So don't shake it too much, because it will drool. This animal is fun when it is cool. If you play with it too much, you’ll become a fool. When your fun with your pet is done. You will throw it in the waste. And in your haste. Might get another one. What is this pet?

A path encircles this hill which is made of iron or steel. You walk from the head to the bottom of its tip with your hands instead of your feet. You might need to hold something to strengthen your grip In order to hold two objects together no matter what the weather. What is this hill?

Upside-down or on its side, this merry-go-round Is quite a ride. In the summer heat, It is quite a treat with blades so dull, they will not slice. It spins too fast, for your sight. What is this ride?

Two women sit staring and glaring at each other across a small table. Although the two women don't appear to be friendly toward each other, they do eventually hold each other's hands. A man approaches, puts his hand on top of theirs, and says to them, "I hope I don't have to use the strap on you two." A few seconds later he quickly removes his hand, and shouts out one word to the women. Both women immediately become very tense. What is the word the man shouts to the women, and what in the world is going on here?

Why is a Raven like a writing desk?

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

I have the power to fool or instruct. To convince or distract. To give and retract. You may use me but never know my impact. What am I?

My rosy cheeks and sweet demeanor, Help to make your body leaner. What am I?