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I come to you shattered and broken; And though not a word will be spoken; I will reveal to you, a world all anew; If you've the patience to make me unbroken. What am I?
I lie in the earth, and under the ground; A map may reveal me for journey's abound; I can be found in squares, to reduce down to size; Or at the end of a strand, where attachment lies. What am I?
Water on wind; Light, I rescind. What am I?
What type of jacket can you never put on?
One way, I'm part of you, another we're related. What word am I?
Skin/kins. Skin can be rearranged into "kins" and vice-versa.
A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
Because if he went back in time from upstairs, that would be a nasty fall because the house wouldn't have been there 200 years ago
Where do animals go to get their new tails when they're broken?
What nut has a hole and is squishy?
I'm colourful, You can have thick strips of me, And people often lose some of me. What am I?
A student asked his teacher, "Miss, is it fair if I get in trouble for something I did not do?" The teacher replied, "Of course not! Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn't do?" What do you think the student replied with?
"Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!"