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Where can everyone sit on except you?
Your lap.
My numbers may vary, thin as a sheet, take one away, and we're just not complete. What am I?
A Book.
Some are Precious, Some are Plain, Some Used for Building, Some Used for Pain. What am I?
A Stone.
I can see when I am with with you but I am blind when alone. What am I?
Glasses.
A farmer was playing hide and seek with his wife. His wife hid in their family's vehicle. How did the farmer find his wife?
He tractor down! (TRACKED HER down)
What do unicorns use to decorate their Christmas tree?
Uni-cornaments.
Who is bigger: Ms. Bigger, Mr. Bigger, or their 4-year-old son?
The son because he is a little Bigger!
Blacker than black, colder than cold, some things out here are worth more than gold. What is it?
Space.
I can't t hurt you, but I can leave you with scars. Nobody wants me, but everyone has me. But you are the only one who can see me. What am I?
Nightmares.
How do you make a lemon sweet?
Exchange the l and m position and it becomes a sweet juicy melon!
