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Riddle:

Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert?

Answer:

Becuase it was stuffed.

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Riddle:

Which button does not function when being pressed?

Answer:

Belly button.

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Riddle:

Many partners could be mine,

I'll not choose one to love,

A priest's embrace may raise me up,

He'll claim it was not me. 

...

No gent are you, you'll surely ask,

My age before you flirt,

To kiss your lips would be divine,

Though soon, you'll knock me back. 

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Seducers use me all the time,

Their eyes upon another,

Some say they're gents, but post a roll,

In gutter, I am thrown. 

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Even with legs, I will not run,

I'll stand on one alone,

I may reveal the words of truth,

No secret will I say. 

...

What am I?

Answer:

Wine

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Riddle:

You, me, Will and Mary eat together how do you arrange the chairs? (the way to do this is that it should be a sentence)

Answer:

Will, you, Mary, me.

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Riddle:

I have 3 digits. The tens place is 3 more than the ones place the hundrends place is 2 more than the tens place. What number am I?

Answer:

863!

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Riddle:

What happened to the plant in the math classroom?

Answer:

It grew square roots, of course.

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Riddle:

Split me in half, and you get me and another me. What word am I?

Answer:

Meme.

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Riddle:

What is a ten letter word that starts with gas?

Answer:

An Automobile.

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Riddle:

Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?

Answer:

They might pikachu (Peek at u)

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Riddle:

What do you call a tick that loves math?

Answer:

An Arithmetic.

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