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Riddle:

Why is a man with wooden legs like one who has an even bargain?

 
Answer:

Because he has nothing to boot.

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Riddle:

What river in Bavaria answers the question, Who is there?

Answer:

I, ser.

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Riddle:

Why is an avaricious man like one with a short memory?

Answer:

Because he is always for getting.

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Riddle:

Why are beautiful women like bread?

Answer:

Because they are often toasted.

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Riddle:

What is the longest and yet the shortest thing in the world; the swiftest and yet the slowest; the most divisible and the most extended; the least valued and the most regretted; without which nothing can be done; which devours every thing, however small, and yet gives life and spirits to every object, however great?

Answer:

Time.

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Riddle:

My first is a very uncomfortable state,

In cold weather it mostly abounds.

My second’s an instrument formed of hard steel,

That will cause the stout foe to stagger and reel,

And when used, is a symptom of hate.

My whole is an author of greatest renown,

Whose fame to the last day of time will go down.

Who am I?

Answer:

Shakespeare.

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Riddle:

What word is that to which if you add a syllable, it will make it shorter?

Answer:

Short.

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Riddle:

If a fender cost six dollars, what will a ton of coal come to?

Answer:

To ashes.

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Riddle:

Why is swearing like an old coat?

Answer:

Because it is a bad habit.

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Riddle:

I am a word of five letters. Take away my first and I am the name of what adorns the estate of many of the nobility of England. Take away my first and second, and I am the name of a place where all the world was once congregated. Take away my last, and I am the name of a beautiful mineral. Take away my two last, and I am the name of a fashionable place of resort. I am small in stature, but capable of doing a great deal of mischief, as I once did in London in the year 1666.

Answer:

Spark.

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