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A man but an animal, a horn with two hands. What am I?
As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?
You can see me in a mirror, see me in a picture, and can even spot me in nature. What am I?
What did the doctor say when a man tells him, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" ?
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
What does a toilet with a funny accent have?
Irritable vowel syndrome!
What do kids, worms, bears, fish, and rings alll have in common?
They are GUMIES!
Join a noun and adjective, and make a verb. What is the word?
When are politicians particularly sweet?
When they are candidates (candied dates).
Add a letter to an animal, and make a building. What is it?
My first is a fluid, my second a solid, my whole a plant. What is it?