Riddle: What is a device that you always have access to, that do not require recharging, and can record all of the useful information you have learned?
Answer: Your brain!
Riddle: The outlaw went for a trip on friday for three days and came back on friday. How is this possible?
Answer: His horse was named Friday
Riddle: A man had 12 sheep. All but 9 died. How many sheep did he have left?
Answer: Nine.
Riddle: There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?
Answer: The person slept on a waterbed. His killer used the scissors to cut the bed open and drown him.
Riddle: Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
Answer: Bob accidentally put his hands over the horse's eyes. If a horse can't see he will automatically stop.
Riddle: What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. What is it?
Answer: A Mountain.
Riddle: What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
Answer: One is hard up, while the other is soft down.
Riddle: I am the shortest complete sentence in the English language. What am I?
Answer: I am.
Riddle: I have hands that wave at you, though I never say goodbye. It's cool for you to be with me, especially when I say, "HI." What am I?
Answer: An electric fan.
Riddle: A boy is five feet tall and records his height by hammering a nail in a tree and carving his hame. Five years later he returns to the same tree and finds that it has grown on average 16 inches per year. How high now, is the nail from the ground?
Answer: It is still five feet tall because only the top of the tree grows. The trunk only gets bigger by circumference.