NEW RIDDLES

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

My first four letters describe all living things. My last five letters are another word for knight. My job is to save you, and I’m a fan of water. Who am I?

My first four letters describe a bouncy toy. My last four letters mean crazy. I am both tall and short, long and narrow. I scream when you poke me. What am I?

In the light, I may reflect. In the dark, I'm cold and wet. What am I?

Why didn't the cat want to speak about his problems?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?

What do you call two birds that are in love?

I am a piece of equipment that has hundreds of uses; I can even be used to save a life! I am not a medicine and I am non-electric. I come in all shapes and sizes. It doesn't require much specialist training to be used. What am I?

What moves without seeing and cries without eyes?