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Riddle:

How many letters are in Christmas?

Answer:

Billions. Santa must be going stir crazy!

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Riddle:

I am somewhere far below, where no light goes. Here, all a man can do is hack away until at last the shiny things reveal themselves. What am I?

Answer:

A (gold) mine.

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Riddle:

A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?

Answer:

"Sorry we don't serve food here".

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Riddle:

When a cow loses it bell what do u suppose it uses?

Answer:

Its horn TOOT! TOOT!

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Riddle:

A man with two heads walked down the street, but no one noticed or cared. Why?

Answer:

The second head was the head of lettuce he was carrying!

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Riddle:

Though I may lack in emotion,
My life is filled with devotion,
Daily I mimic your motion,
But of me, you have no notion.

I'm downcast when you me forsake,
From me, my sons, some people take,
Perhaps to fry, or salad make,
Or to hydrate for their skin's sake.

What am I?

Answer:

Sunflower.

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Riddle:

I can easily get lost or stolen, I am highly noticeable, I'm bigger than an iPhone, I can only fit in a backpack and I'm only allowed to stay at home for safety.

Answer:

An iPad.

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Riddle:

What did the tourist say to a vampire?

Answer:

Do you know a good place to get a bite?

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Riddle:

Why didn't the skeleton use a towel?

Answer:

Because he always comes out bone dry.

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Riddle:

Which airplane is not straight?

Answer:

A biplane.

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