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What is red and smell like blue paint?
Red paint.
Inside napper, bird chaser, quick stoker, small animal killer, fish eater. What is it?
A cat.
My farther is the moon, my mother is the sea, I die when I reach land. What am I?
Waves.
What is the best key to a good dinner?
A tur-key.
Why is a farm-yard like a hotel?
It is generally patronized by gobblers.
What does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What is the biggest thing you ever seen but it doesn't have a shadow?
The sun.
What did one potato chip say to the other?
"Shall we go on a dip?"
Why does Brazil not have that much honey?
Because there's only 1 B/bee in Brazil.
Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
A fart.
