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Riddle:

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?

Answer:

Snowballs.

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Riddle:

Where are average things manufactured?

Answer:

The satisfactory.

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Riddle:

What did one hat say to the other?

Answer:

You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

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Riddle:

How do crazy people go through the forest?

Answer:

They take the psycho path.

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Riddle:

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

Answer:

Because it was two-tired!

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Riddle:

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Answer:

Phillipe Phillope.

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Riddle:

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Answer:

Roberto.

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Riddle:

Why can't you play "Hide and Seek" with a mountain?

Answer:

Because the mountain always "peaks"!

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Riddle:

Why did the Orange (fruit) cross the road?

Answer:

It saw a "Cutie"! (A Cutie is a type of orange)

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Riddle:

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Answer:

Because he was a little shellfish.

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