ADVERTISEMENT
Riddle:

I am something that the naughty boys use to draw on, girls write beautifully on the side, you have to clap my defeaters every day, and I stand dumbly as the young children cry. What am I?

Answer:

A chalkboard. (When the young children cry, it means they are crying for a turn to write the answer and the defeaters are the erasers)

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

What is worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating?

Answer:

Finding half a worm.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

No is to negative as yes is to...?

Answer:

Affirmative

If you said "Positive" you're wrong.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

How can you tell if reindeer have passed on your roof?

Answer:

Check for yellow icicles!

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

How far can a man hike into the forest?

Answer:

Halfway. Then after that he would be hiking out of the Forrest.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
ADVERTISEMENT
Riddle:

What do you call a polar bear at the beach?

Answer:

Sandy Claws!

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

A detective in training is called to a room on his first day in, once there his instructor greets him and tells him he has a deck of fish cards. Alongside the instructor are two men who hold three cards from the same deck. He was given a paper reexplaining the prompt which had written on top: "Each man will say what he has, yet one man is lying... This man is the murderer." The first man began, he stated he held a shark, a shrimp, and a catfish. The second man stated he held two goldfish and a lion. Who is the murderer?

Answer:

A common first answer is the second man, whereas a shrimp is not considered a fish in this case either... You can look over this again if you'd like now. The answer: The instructor There was only one liar, meaning if the deck was really of fish as the instructor said, they would both be lying in contrary to the prompt. Meaning the only way the statement could be true is if the instructor was the murderer.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

One fourth of the population of a newly discovered planet have 4 legs. The rest have two legs. There are 60 legs total. How big is the population of the newly discovered planet?

Answer:

24.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

What type of drum are you not able to play?

Answer:

Conundrum.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

How can people without noses smell?

Answer:

If they don't shower.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
ADVERTISEMENT