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A pro fisherman decided to become a pro golfer. In order to buy his clubs he had to sell his boat. How did he list it?
Why did it rain Pennies?
Because there was a change in the weather.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Your shirt has two holes in it. How many holes are there?
There are six holes because it has already has four holes in it.
Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
Because they will "hog" the ball!
What do you call a naughty turkey?
What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?
I can't see yet I know your there. I'm not a cow but I'm leather. I'm a rare find but follow paths. I can fly but I'm not a bird. What am I?
If the previous day of the day before yesterday was Friday, then what will be the next day of the day after tomorrow?
Why don't African animals play games?
There are too many cheetahs!