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Riddle:

Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties?

Answer:

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Riddle:

I give you all the money in the world but I receive nothing. What am I?

Answer:

A tree.

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Riddle:

I eat paper, I spit it out, I need ink, but still spit it out. What am I?

Answer:

A printer.

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Riddle:

What word can be grammatically correct, when used consecutively in the English language?

Answer:

Had:'"James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher" is an English sentence used to demonstrate lexical ambiguity and the necessity of punctuation, which serves as a substitute for the intonation, stress, and pauses found in speech."-Wikipedia. Cool, Huh?

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Riddle:

I always go to the right, but I can never go to the left. What am I?

Answer:

Hands on a clock.

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Riddle:

If I say that I will give you $100,000 tomorrow, when will you get it?

Answer:

Never! Tomorrow NEVER EVER comes! It's always TODAY!!!

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Riddle:

I scream out in the dark, I bring light to you, my flame whispers in the darkness. What am I?

Answer:

A candle.

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Riddle:

I sit here collecting dust, I can wait forever to open me and you will not be disappointed, I can make you laugh, cry, and sad, I contain all the knowledge of the world, let me take you to a far away land. What am I?

Answer:

A book.

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Riddle:

You eat this after lunch, Its sweet and taste really good but backwards it will make you stressed what is it?

Answer:

Desserts. That’s stressed backwards

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Riddle:

What did the traffic lights say to the cars?

Answer:

“Don’t look I’m changing!”

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