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Riddle:

Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?

Answer:

Because his wife was a total flake.

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Riddle:

What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?

Answer:

The feeling is mootual.

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Riddle:

What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?

Answer:

Pencil- vania!

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Riddle:

Why did Cleopatra need a psychiatrist?

Answer:

She was the queen of De-Nile!

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Riddle:

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Answer:

He Neverlands.

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Riddle:

My friend said, "What rhymes with orange"

Answer:

I said, "No it doesn't.

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Riddle:

Today, my mom told me to help her check her balance. I did this without going to the bank. How?

Answer:

I pushed her over.

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Riddle:

Some days you think i'm pretty, but some days you think i'm ugly. Some days you'll love me, but some days you'll hate me. If you think i'm not good enough, you might get rid of me. Who am I?

Answer:

I'm YOU! Some days you think you're pretty, but some days you think you're ugly. Some days you'll love yourself, but some days you'll hate yourself. And if you think you are not good enough, you might get rid of yourself. Life is amazing :) Live your life to the fullest!

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Riddle:

If you see a robbery at an Apple store, what does that make you?

Answer:

An iWitness!

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Riddle:

What two, rhyming words, can be used to describe a riddle about drinking a liquid really fast?

Answer:

Guzzle puzzle.

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