PIRATE RIDDLES

Ten Pirate Riddles for "Talk like a pirate day" or any day. Yo Ho Yo Ho! Why are Pirate Riddles Fun? Because they just Arrrr! Share with your friends!

Pirate Riddles
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11 Pirate Riddles To Solve

Ahoy, matey! Avast ye, what we have here is a booty of printable pirate riddles with answers. Us scallywags find them a lot of fun, hope you sea dogs do as well, or we'll make you walk the plank! Shiver me timbers!

Dumb Pirates
Riddle: Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Answer: Because he always gets lost at sea!
Pirate Riddles: Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet? Answer: Because he always gets lost at sea!

Pirate Ship
Riddle: Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
Answer: To the dock!

Pirate Play Card Riddle
Riddle: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.
Pirate Riddles: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.

Joking
Riddle: What's a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?
Answer: Arr, mateys.

The 80 Year Old Pirate Riddle
Riddle: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
Pirate Riddles: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Answer: Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)

How Do You Make A Pirate Angry?
Riddle: How do you make a pirate angry?
Answer: Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.

Three Feet, Hands And Eyes

Riddle: What hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes?
Answer: Two pirates.
Pirate Riddles: What hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes? Answer: Two pirates.

What's The Letter Of That

Riddle: What is a pirates favorite word?
Answer: Arrgh.

Yo-ho Yo-ho...
Riddle: What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.

Pirates Be Pirates
Riddle: Why are pirates pirates?
Answer: Because they just Arrrrr!
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Pirate Riddles Answers:

  1. Because he always gets lost at sea!
  2. To the dock!
  3. Because he was standing on the deck.
  4. Arr, mateys.
  5. Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
  6. Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
  7. Two pirates.
  8. Arrgh.
  9. A vampirate.
  10. Because they just Arrrrr!