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Ahoy, matey! Avast ye, what we have here is a booty of printable pirate riddles with answers. Us scallywags find them a lot of fun, hope you sea dogs do as well, or we'll make you walk the plank! Shiver me timbers!

Riddle:

Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?

Answer:

Because he always gets lost at sea!

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Riddle:

Where do you take a sick pirate ship?

Answer:

To the dock.

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Riddle:

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Answer:

Because he was standing on the deck.

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Riddle:

What's a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?

Answer:

Arr, mateys.

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Riddle:

How do you make a pirate angry?

Answer:

Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.

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Riddle:

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Answer:

Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)

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Riddle:

What hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes?

Answer:

Two pirates.

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Riddle:

What is a pirates favorite word?

Answer:

Arrgh.

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Riddle:

What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?

Answer:

A vampirate.

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Riddle:

Why are pirates pirates?

Answer:

Because they just Arrrrr!

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Pirate Riddles Answers:

  1. Because he always gets lost at sea!
  2. To the dock.
  3. Because he was standing on the deck.
  4. Arr, mateys.
  5. Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
  6. Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
  7. Two pirates.
  8. Arrgh.
  9. A vampirate.
  10. Because they just Arrrrr!