Pirate Riddles

  1. What hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes?
  2. Why are pirates pirates?
  3. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
  4. Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
  5. How do you make a pirate angry?
  6. What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
  7. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
  8. What's a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?
  9. Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
  10. What is a pirates favorite word?

Answers: Pirate Riddles Quiz

  1. Two pirates.
  2. Because they just Arrrrr!
  3. Because he was standing on the deck.
  4. To the dock.
  5. Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
  6. A vampirate.
  7. Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
  8. Arr, mateys.
  9. Because he always gets lost at sea!
  10. Arrgh.
  1. Two pirates.
  2. Because they just Arrrrr!
  3. Because he was standing on the deck.
  4. To the dock.
  5. Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
  6. A vampirate.
  7. Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
  8. Arr, mateys.
  9. Because he always gets lost at sea!
  10. Arrgh.