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Why was the ocean arrested?
Because it beat upon the shore.
How do pizza pies get delivered?
By pie-cycle.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
"My pop is bigger than your pop".
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
Crookies
How do you hold a bat?
Upside down by it's feet.
What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
Hardened criminals.
Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?
San Andreas fault.
How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?
The itch hiked.
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Tell it a scary story!
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