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Riddle:

Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?

Answer:

Because they make too much raquet. 

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Riddle:

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

Answer:

Becuase of all the wrapping.

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Riddle:

 Why can you not trust Atoms?

Answer:

Because they make up everything.

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Riddle:

When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?

Answer:

At launch time.

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Riddle:

What kind of nut has no shell?

Answer:

A Doughnut.

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Riddle:

Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?

Answer:

He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!

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Riddle:

When is music like vegetables?

Answer:

When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.

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Riddle:

What food lives at the beach?

Answer:

A sandwich.

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Riddle:

Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?

Answer:

He was too wrapped up in himself.

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Riddle:

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Answer:

Ice Scream.

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