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Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?
Because they make too much raquet.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Becuase of all the wrapping.
Why can you not trust Atoms?
Because they make up everything.
When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?
At launch time.
What kind of nut has no shell?
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
When is music like vegetables?
When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.
What food lives at the beach?
Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?
He was too wrapped up in himself.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
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