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Get ready to grab your sides because they are about to hurt from all the laughter! These joke riddles are best enjoyed shared with loved ones. 1. Riddle: David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____? Answer: David. 2. Riddle: What room do ghosts avoid? Answer: The living room. 3. Riddle: Why is Europe like a frying pan? Answer: Because it has Greece at the bottom. 4. Riddle: Why did Tigger go to the bathroom? Answer: He wanted to find his friend, Pooh! 5. Riddle: What do you call two witches who live together? Answer: Broommates! 6. Riddle: I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I? Answer: A Joke! 7. Riddle: What did the baseball glove say to the ball? Answer: Catch you later. 8. Riddle: When is a doctor most annoyed? Answer: When he is out of patients. 9. Riddle: Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most? Answer: The Dead End. 10. Riddle: When is it bad luck to see a black cat? Answer: When you are a mouse. 11. Riddle: What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast? Answer: Frosted Flakes. 12. Riddle: Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared? Answer: They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose. 13. Riddle: Who is never hungry during Christmas? Answer: The turkey because he is always stuffed. 14. Riddle: Why was the broom late? Answer: It overswept. 15. Riddle: Why is Santa so good at Karate? Answer: Because he has a black belt. 16. Riddle: What time does a tennis player get up? Answer: Ten-ish. 17. Riddle: Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots? Answer: By going from one spot to another. 18. Riddle: What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship? Answer: A leek(leak). 19. Riddle: What did the bee say to the flower? Answer: Hello, honey! 20. Riddle: What's a lifeguard's favorite game? Answer: Pool. 21. Riddle: Why do mummies like Christmas so much? Answer: Because of all the wrapping. 22. Riddle: Why was the picture sent to jail? Answer: Because it was framed. 23. Riddle: What did the tree wear to the pool? Answer: Swim trunks! 24. Riddle: What type of music do rabbits listen to? Answer: Hip hop. 25. Riddle: What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else? Answer: Nacho cheese! 26. Riddle: Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant? Answer: Because they make too much racquet. 27. Riddle: What kind of nut has no shell? Answer: A Doughnut. 28. Riddle: What do elves learn in school? Answer: The elf-abet. 29. Riddle: Why can you not trust Atoms? Answer: Because they make up everything. 30. Riddle: What is harder to catch the faster you run? Answer: Your breath! 31. Riddle: Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class? Answer: Because the students are bright. 32. Riddle: When do astronauts eat their sandwiches? Answer: At launch time. 33. Riddle: What food lives at the beach? Answer: A sandwich. 34. Riddle: What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Answer: Ice Scream. 35. Riddle: Why didn't the Mummy have any friends? Answer: He was too wrapped up in himself. 36. Riddle: What did one math book say to the other math book? Answer: Do you want to hear my problems? 37. Riddle: Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band? Answer: Because he had the drumsticks. 38. Riddle: Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person? Answer: He was allergic to nuts. 39. Riddle: When is music like vegetables? Answer: When there are two beats (beets) to the measure. 40. Riddle: What do you call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy Bear. 41. Riddle: Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest? Answer: Dasher. 42. Riddle: Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? Answer: Because they always drop their needles. 43. Riddle: What did Adam say the day before Christmas? Answer: It's Christmas, Eve! 44. Riddle: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern? Answer: With a pumpkin patch. 45. Riddle: Where does a werewolf like to hide? Answer: In your claws-it. 46. Riddle: What flowers are kissable? Answer: Tulips. 47. Riddle: Why is Peter Pan always flying? Answer: He Neverlands. 48. Riddle: Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home? Answer: Because they thought that disneyland actually left. 49. Riddle: How do caterpillars swim laps? Answer: They do the butterfly. 50. Riddle: What has toes but no feet or legs? Answer: Tomatoes. 51. Riddle: Who always enjoys poor health? Answer: A doctor. 52. Riddle: What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed? Answer: A knight gown! 53. Riddle: When does a British potato change its nationality? Answer: When it becomes a french fries. 54. Riddle: What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house? Answer: Any, Houses can't jump. 55. Riddle: Why did the turkey cross the road? Answer: To prove he wasn't chicken. 56. Riddle: What did the triangle say to the circle? Answer: You’re pointless. 57. Riddle: Which President wore the largest hat? Answer: The one with the largest head. 58. Riddle: How do you know that a vampire loves baseball? Answer: Because he turns into a bat every night. 59. Riddle: What happened to the broken-down frog? Answer: It got toad (towed) away. 60. Riddle: Why do skeletons go on vacations alone? Answer: Because they have no-body to go with. 61. Riddle: What is faster hot or cold? Answer: Hot, you can easily catch a cold. 62. Riddle: What type of music is a mummy's favorite? Answer: Wrap. 63. Riddle: What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus? Answer: Claustraophobic. 64. Riddle: Why was the nose so tired? Answer: Because it had been running all day. 65. Riddle: What do you call a snowman in the summer? Answer: Puddle. 66. Riddle: Do rabbits use combs? Answer: No, they use hare brushes. 67. Riddle: Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Answer: He was out-standing in his field! 68. Riddle: Why did the vampire take art class? Answer: He wanted to learn how to draw blood. 69. Riddle: Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep? Answer: Because of nightbears. 70. Riddle: How did the beaver get online? Answer: He logged on. 71. Riddle: What language does a billboard speak? Answer: Sign language. 72. Riddle: Where do TVs go on vacation? Answer: To remote places. 73. Riddle: Where can you learn to make ice cream? Answer: In sundae school. 74. Riddle: How do you make a poisonous snake cry? Answer: Take aways it rattle. 75. Riddle: Where do butterflies sleep? Answer: On Caterpillows! 76. Riddle: Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Answer: Because he wants to go to High school 77. Riddle: How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees? Answer: By their bark. 78. Riddle: How do vampires like their food served? Answer: In bite-size pieces. 79. Riddle: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? Answer: You rock-it! 80. Riddle: How do monkeys make toast? Answer: They put it under the g'rilla 81. Riddle: What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear? Answer: Mas-scare-a. 82. Riddle: Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards? Answer: He heard there were 13 diamonds in it. 83. Riddle: How do spiders communicate? Answer: Through the worldwide web. 84. Riddle: What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly? Answer: A flying sorcerer! 85. Riddle: What bird is always out of breath? Answer: A puffin. 86. Riddle: Where do bedtime books sleep? Answer: Under their covers. 87. Riddle: Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert? Answer: Because it was stuffed. 88. Riddle: What do Spanish speaking sheep say at Christmas time? Answer: Fleece Navidad. 89. Riddle: What is the best present you can receive for Christmas? Answer: A broken drum. You just can't beat it! 90. Riddle: Where do you take a sick boat? Answer: To the dock! 91. Riddle: Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work? Answer: To day scare! 92. Riddle: What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween? Answer: The web is the trick and you are the treat. 93. Riddle: Where do cows go to dance? Answer: The Meatball. 94. Riddle: What kind of music can you hear in space? Answer: A nept-tune. 95. Riddle: What animal is most likely to eat a relative? Answer: An ant-eater! 96. Riddle: What did the little lobster get on its math test? Answer: Sea-plus. 97. Riddle: Who was the most famous Skeleton detective? Answer: Sherlock Bones. 98. Riddle: What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open? Answer: Jumping to a conclusion. 99. Riddle: What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart? Answer: An onion ring. 100. Riddle: What do you call a witch that lives on the beach? Answer: Sandwitch.

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