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What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey.
What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Open toad shoes.
Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
No they prefer bat-minton.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Yew.
What would you get if you crossed two bananas?
A pair of slippers.
Why does a dragon sleep all day?
So it can hunt knights!
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Is that you coffin?
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