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Riddle:

Why was the ocean arrested?

Answer:

Because it beat upon the shore.

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Riddle:

How do pizza pies get delivered?

Answer:

By pie-cycle.

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Riddle:

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

Answer:

To keep his wigwam.

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Riddle:

What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?

Answer:

"My pop is bigger than your pop".

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Riddle:

What do outlaws eat with their milk?

Answer:

Crookies

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Riddle:

How do you hold a bat?

Answer:

Upside down by it's feet.

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Riddle:

What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?

Answer:

Hardened criminals.

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Riddle:

Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?

Answer:

San Andreas fault.

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Riddle:

How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?

Answer:

The itch hiked.

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Tell it a scary story!

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