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Riddle:

Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?

Answer:

She wasn't in the moo-d.

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Riddle:

What do outlaws eat with their milk?

Answer:

Crookies

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Riddle:

Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?

Answer:

He sold his soul to santa.

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Riddle:

How do pizza pies get delivered?

Answer:

By pie-cycle.

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Riddle:

What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?

Answer:

Hardened criminals.

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Riddle:

Why was the ocean arrested?

Answer:

Because it beat upon the shore.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?

Answer:

Free Karate lessons.

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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

Why was Miss Cow sad?

Answer:

Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!

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Riddle:

How do you hold a bat?

Answer:

Upside down by it's feet.

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