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How do cows count?
They use a 'cow'nter.
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
12 Months.
What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?
A Sour Puss.
What do you call a cow that lost its calf?
De-calf-inated.
Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
Mud-donna.
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Because he was a boar.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little horse!
What was the spider doing on the baseball team?
Catching flies.
Where do pilots keep their personal things?
In air pockets.
Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?
It used fowl language
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