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Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
She wasn't in the moo-d.
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?
He sold his soul to santa.
How do pizza pies get delivered?
What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
Why was the ocean arrested?
Because it beat upon the shore.
What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?
Free Karate lessons.
Where do cows go to dance?
Why was Miss Cow sad?
Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
How do you hold a bat?
Upside down by it's feet.
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