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What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey.
Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?
He kneaded the dough.
What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Open toad shoes.
What would you get if you crossed two bananas?
A pair of slippers.
Why does a dragon sleep all day?
So it can hunt knights!
Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
No they prefer bat-minton.
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
Where do pilots keep their personal things?
In air pockets.
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Is that you coffin?
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