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Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
She wasn't in the moo-d.
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
Crookies
Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?
He sold his soul to santa.
How do pizza pies get delivered?
By pie-cycle.
What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
Hardened criminals.
Why was the ocean arrested?
Because it beat upon the shore.
What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?
Free Karate lessons.
Where do cows go to dance?
The Meatball.
Why was Miss Cow sad?
Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
How do you hold a bat?
Upside down by it's feet.
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