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Riddle:

Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?

Answer:

He kneaded the dough.

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Riddle:

Why does a dragon sleep all day?

Answer:

So it can hunt knights!

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Riddle:

What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?

Answer:

Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.

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Riddle:

Do vampires play tennis on their free time?

Answer:

No they prefer bat-minton.

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Riddle:

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?

Answer:

A nervous wreck.

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Riddle:

How are prisoners like astronauts?

Answer:

Both are interested in outer space

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Riddle:

Where do pilots keep their personal things?

Answer:

In air pockets.

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Riddle:

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Answer:

The outside.

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Riddle:

What did the first casket say to the second casket?

Answer:

Is that you coffin?

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Riddle:

What do elves do after school?

Answer:

Gnomework!

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