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Riddle:

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Answer:

Humphrey.

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Riddle:

Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?

Answer:

He kneaded the dough.

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Riddle:

What is the name of the ugliest tree?

Answer:

Yew.

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Riddle:

Do vampires play tennis on their free time?

Answer:

No they prefer bat-minton.

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Riddle:

What would you get if you crossed two bananas?

Answer:

A pair of slippers.

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Riddle:

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Answer:

The outside.

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Riddle:

Why does a dragon sleep all day?

Answer:

So it can hunt knights!

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Riddle:

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?

Answer:

A nervous wreck.

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Riddle:

What did the first casket say to the second casket?

Answer:

Is that you coffin?

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Riddle:

How are prisoners like astronauts?

Answer:

Both are interested in outer space

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