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Riddle:

How do cows count?

Answer:

They use a 'cow'nter.

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Riddle:

What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?

Answer:

12 Months.

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Riddle:

What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?

Answer:

A Sour Puss.

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Riddle:

What do you call a cow that lost its calf?

Answer:

De-calf-inated.

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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?

Answer:

Because he was a boar. 

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Riddle:

Why did the pony cough?

Answer:

He was a little horse!

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Riddle:

What was the spider doing on the baseball team? 

Answer:

Catching flies.

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Riddle:

Where do pilots keep their personal things?

Answer:

In air pockets.

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Riddle:

Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?

Answer:

It used fowl language

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