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What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey.
Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?
He kneaded the dough.
What is the name of the ugliest tree?
Yew.
Do vampires play tennis on their free time?
No they prefer bat-minton.
What would you get if you crossed two bananas?
A pair of slippers.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why does a dragon sleep all day?
So it can hunt knights!
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Is that you coffin?
How are prisoners like astronauts?
Both are interested in outer space
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