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Where do pilots keep their personal things?
In air pockets.
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a clock?
Lots and lots of tics!
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
She wasn't in the moo-d.
How do cows count?
They use a 'cow'nter.
What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?
Free Karate lessons.
What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?
"Poly wants a firecracker!"
What do elves do after school?
What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
How do pizza pies get delivered?
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