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Riddle:

Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band?

Answer:

Because he had the drumsticks.

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Riddle:

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.

Why did the blondes go home?

Answer:

Because they thought that disneyland actually left.

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Riddle:

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

Answer:

He was allergic to nuts.

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Riddle:

Where does a werewolf like to hide?

Answer:

In your claws-it.

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Riddle:

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

Answer:

A knight gown!

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Riddle:

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

Answer:

With a pumpkin patch.

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Riddle:

How do caterpillars swim laps?

Answer:

They do the butterfly.

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Riddle:

What happened to the broken-down frog?

Answer:

It got toad (towed) away.

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?

Answer:

Because of nightbears.

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