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Riddle:

How are prisoners like astronauts?

Answer:

Both are interested in outer space

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Riddle:

What do you get when you cross a dog and a clock?

Answer:

Lots and lots of tics!

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Riddle:

What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?

Answer:

Roost beef.

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Riddle:

Where do pilots keep their personal things?

Answer:

In air pockets.

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Riddle:

Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?

Answer:

To prevent son-burn.

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Riddle:

What do outlaws eat with their milk?

Answer:

Crookies

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Riddle:

What do elves do after school?

Answer:

Gnomework!

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Riddle:

What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?

Answer:

Free Karate lessons.

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Riddle:

How do cows count?

Answer:

They use a 'cow'nter.

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Riddle:

Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?

Answer:

She wasn't in the moo-d.

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