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Why were the clothespins arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.
When is a pistol like a young horse?
When it is a colt.
Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
It lacks atmosphere.
How does a river flood?
When it gets to big for its bridges.
Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?
What sings and has ten feet?
Why did the banana run from the outlaw?
Because it was yellow.
Where do cows go to dance?
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink
Who is a painstaking man?
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