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Riddle:

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Answer:

Because, if it had four it would be a sedan.

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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

Answer:

To keep his wigwam.

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

Why were the clothespins arrested? 

Answer:

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Riddle:

What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?

Answer:

"My pop is bigger than your pop".

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Riddle:

When is a pistol like a young horse?

Answer:

When it is a colt.

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Riddle:

Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?

Answer:

San Andreas fault.

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Riddle:

Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?

Answer:

It lacks atmosphere.

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Riddle:

Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?

Answer:

Bear-itones.

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