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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because, if it had four it would be a sedan.
Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
Why were the clothespins arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.
What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
"My pop is bigger than your pop".
When is a pistol like a young horse?
When it is a colt.
Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?
San Andreas fault.
Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
It lacks atmosphere.
Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?
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