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How are prisoners like astronauts?
Both are interested in outer space
What do you get when you cross a dog and a clock?
Lots and lots of tics!
What do elves do after school?
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?
San Andreas fault.
What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?
Free Karate lessons.
Why was Miss Cow sad?
Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
How do cows count?
They use a 'cow'nter.
How do you hold a bat?
Upside down by it's feet.
Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
It lacks atmosphere.
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