Riddle: What is faster hot or cold?
Answer: Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
Riddle: Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
Answer: Because they have no-body to go with.
Riddle: What type of music is a mummy's favorite?
Answer: Wrap.
Riddle: What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claus-traophobic.
Riddle: Why was the nose so tired?
Answer: Because it had been running all day.
Riddle: Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Answer: In sundae school.
Riddle: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Answer: Puddle.
Riddle: Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer: Because he wanted to go to high school.
Riddle: Do rabbits use combs?
Answer: No, they use hare brushes.
Riddle: How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
Answer: By their bark.
Riddle: Why did the vampire take art class?
Answer: He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
Riddle: Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
Answer: He was out-standing in his field!
Riddle: What language does a billboard speak?
Answer: Sign language.
Riddle: How did the beaver get online?
Answer: He logged on.
Riddle: Where do TVs go on vacation?
Answer: To remote places.
Riddle: Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?
Answer: Because of nightbears.
Riddle: How do you make a poisonous snake cry?
Answer: Take aways it rattle.
Riddle: Where do butterflies sleep?
Answer: On Caterpillows!
Riddle: What kind of makeup is a ghost's favorite to wear?
Answer: Mas-scare-a.
Riddle: How do vampires like their food served?
Answer: In bite-size pieces.
