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Riddle:

How are prisoners like astronauts?

Answer:

Both are interested in outer space

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Riddle:

What do you get when you cross a dog and a clock?

Answer:

Lots and lots of tics!

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Riddle:

What do elves do after school?

Answer:

Gnomework!

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Riddle:

What do outlaws eat with their milk?

Answer:

Crookies

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Riddle:

Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?

Answer:

San Andreas fault.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?

Answer:

Free Karate lessons.

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Riddle:

Why was Miss Cow sad?

Answer:

Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!

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Riddle:

How do cows count?

Answer:

They use a 'cow'nter.

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Riddle:

How do you hold a bat?

Answer:

Upside down by it's feet.

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Riddle:

Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?

Answer:

It lacks atmosphere.

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