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What's the cheapest cut of meat?
Deer balls. They're under a buck!
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Tell it a scary story!
Where do cows go to dance?
How are prisoners like astronauts?
Both are interested in outer space
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
She wasn't in the moo-d.
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors
Why was the ocean arrested?
Because it beat upon the shore.
What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?
Free Karate lessons.
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
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