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Riddle:

What's the cheapest cut of meat?

Answer:

Deer balls. They're under a buck!

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Tell it a scary story!

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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

How are prisoners like astronauts?

Answer:

Both are interested in outer space

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Riddle:

Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?

Answer:

She wasn't in the moo-d.

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

Answer:

At parking meteors

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Riddle:

Why was the ocean arrested?

Answer:

Because it beat upon the shore.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?

Answer:

Free Karate lessons.

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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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