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Riddle:

Why were the clothespins arrested? 

Answer:

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Riddle:

When is a pistol like a young horse?

Answer:

When it is a colt.

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Riddle:

Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?

Answer:

It lacks atmosphere.

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Riddle:

How does a river flood?

Answer:

When it gets to big for its bridges.

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Riddle:

Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?

Answer:

Bear-itones.

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Riddle:

What sings and has ten feet?

Answer:

A quintet.

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Riddle:

Why did the banana run from the outlaw?

Answer:

Because it was yellow.

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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?

Answer:

It raises a stink

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Riddle:

Who is a painstaking man?

Answer:

The dentist.

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