Riddle: Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?
Answer: Because the students are bright.
Riddle: When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?
Answer: At launch time.
When do astronauts eat their sandwiches? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: What food lives at the beach?
Answer:

A sandwich.

Riddle: What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Answer: Ice Scream.
Riddle: Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?
Answer: He was too wrapped up in himself.
Why didn't the Mummy have any friends? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: What did one math book say to the other math book?
Answer: Do you want to hear my problems?
Riddle: Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band?
Answer: Because he had the drumsticks.
Riddle: Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
Answer: He was allergic to nuts.
Riddle: When is music like vegetables?
Answer: When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.
Riddle: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy Bear.