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Riddle:

What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?

Answer:

Hardened criminals.

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Riddle:

How do cowboys ride steers?

Answer:

With Steer-ing wheels.

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Riddle:

What do outlaws eat with their milk?

Answer:

Crookies

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Riddle:

How do pizza pies get delivered?

Answer:

By pie-cycle.

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Riddle:

What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?

Answer:

"Poly wants a firecracker!"

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Riddle:

Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?

Answer:

He sold his soul to santa.

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Riddle:

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Answer:

Because, if it had four it would be a sedan.

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?

Answer:

The sun, it rises every morning.

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Riddle:

Why was Miss Cow sad?

Answer:

Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!

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