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Riddle:

Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?

Answer:

To prevent son-burn.

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Riddle:

How do pizza pies get delivered?

Answer:

By pie-cycle.

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Riddle:

Why was Miss Cow sad?

Answer:

Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!

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Riddle:

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

Answer:

To keep his wigwam.

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Riddle:

Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?

Answer:

She felt like he took her for granite.

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Riddle:

What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?

Answer:

"My pop is bigger than your pop".

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Riddle:

Why was the ocean arrested?

Answer:

Because it beat upon the shore.

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Riddle:

Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?

Answer:

It lacks atmosphere.

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Riddle:

Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?

Answer:

Bear-itones.

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Riddle:

How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?

Answer:

The itch hiked.

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