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Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
To prevent son-burn.
How do pizza pies get delivered?
Why was Miss Cow sad?
Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
She felt like he took her for granite.
What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
"My pop is bigger than your pop".
Why was the ocean arrested?
Because it beat upon the shore.
Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
It lacks atmosphere.
Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?
How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?
The itch hiked.
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