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Riddle:

How do you hold a bat?

Answer:

Upside down by it's feet.

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Riddle:

Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?

Answer:

It lacks atmosphere.

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Riddle:

How do pizza pies get delivered?

Answer:

By pie-cycle.

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Riddle:

Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?

Answer:

She wasn't in the moo-d.

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Riddle:

Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?

Answer:

Bear-itones.

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Riddle:

How does a river flood?

Answer:

When it gets to big for its bridges.

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Riddle:

Why was the ocean arrested?

Answer:

Because it beat upon the shore.

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Riddle:

Why were the clothespins arrested? 

Answer:

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Riddle:

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

Answer:

To keep his wigwam.

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Riddle:

When does one become soured?

Answer:

When he is in a pickle.

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