Riddle: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Answer: You rock-it!
Riddle: How do monkeys make toast?
Answer: They put it under the g'rilla
Riddle: Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
Answer: He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.
Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: How do spiders communicate?
Answer: Through the worldwide web.
Riddle: Where do bedtime books sleep?
Answer: Under their covers.
Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: Why didn't the turkey finish its dessert?
Answer: Because it was stuffed.
Riddle: What bird is always out of breath?
Answer: A puffin.
Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?
Answer: A broken drum.  You just can't beat it!
Riddle: What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
Answer: A flying sorcerer!
Riddle: What do Spanish-speaking sheep say at Christmas time?
Answer: Fleece Navidad.
Riddle: Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
Answer: To day scare!
Riddle: Where do you take a sick boat?
Answer: To the dock!
Riddle: What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
Answer: The web is the trick and you are the treat.
Riddle: What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
Answer: Sandwitch.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Riddle: What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
Answer: An onion ring.
Riddle: Where do cows go to dance?
Answer: The Meatball.
Riddle: What kind of music can you hear in space?
Answer: A nept-tune.
Riddle: What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
Answer: An ant-eater!
Riddle: What did the little lobster get on its math test?
Answer: Sea-plus.