Riddle: Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Riddle: Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Answer: Because they always drop their needles.
Riddle: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
Riddle: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!
Riddle: What flowers are kissable?
Riddle: Where does a werewolf like to hide?
Answer: In your claws-it.
Riddle: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: He Neverlands.
Riddle: When does a British potato change its nationality?
Answer: When it becomes a french fries.
Riddle: What did the triangle say to the circle?
Answer: You’re pointless.
Riddle: Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Answer: Because they thought that disneyland actually left.