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Who is a painstaking man?
The dentist.
Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
To ghost towns.
Where do zombies go for a night out?
Club Dead.
Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?
The sun, it rises every morning.
Where do cows go to dance?
The Meatball.
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
When does one become soured?
When he is in a pickle.
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Because he was a boar.
Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?
"No noose is good noose."
How did the sheriff find the missing barber?
He combed the town.
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