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Riddle:

Who is a painstaking man?

Answer:

The dentist.

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Riddle:

Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?

Answer:

To ghost towns.

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Riddle:

Where do zombies go for a night out?

Answer:

Club Dead.

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Riddle:

Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?

Answer:

The sun, it rises every morning.

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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

When does one become soured?

Answer:

When he is in a pickle.

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Riddle:

Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?

Answer:

Because he was a boar. 

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Riddle:

Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?

Answer:

"No noose is good noose."

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Riddle:

How did the sheriff find the missing barber?

Answer:

He combed the town.

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