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Riddle:

Why were the clothespins arrested? 

Answer:

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Riddle:

Why was the ocean arrested?

Answer:

Because it beat upon the shore.

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Riddle:

What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?

Answer:

Roost beef.

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Riddle:

Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?

Answer:

She wasn't in the moo-d.

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Riddle:

When does one become soured?

Answer:

When he is in a pickle.

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Riddle:

How does a river flood?

Answer:

When it gets to big for its bridges.

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Riddle:

What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?

Answer:

Free Karate lessons.

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Riddle:

Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?

Answer:

To ghost towns.

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Riddle:

Where do zombies go for a night out?

Answer:

Club Dead.

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Riddle:

What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?

Answer:

"My pop is bigger than your pop".

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