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Riddle:

Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?

Answer:

Bear-itones.

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Riddle:

How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?

Answer:

The itch hiked.

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Riddle:

Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?

Answer:

The sun, it rises every morning.

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Riddle:

How does a river flood?

Answer:

When it gets to big for its bridges.

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Riddle:

Who is a painstaking man?

Answer:

The dentist.

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Riddle:

Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?

Answer:

To ghost towns.

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Riddle:

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?

Answer:

It raises a stink

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Riddle:

What sings and has ten feet?

Answer:

A quintet.

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Riddle:

Where do zombies go for a night out?

Answer:

Club Dead.

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Riddle:

Why did the banana run from the outlaw?

Answer:

Because it was yellow.

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