ADVERTISEMENT
Riddle:

Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?

Answer:

She felt like he took her for granite.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

Why was Miss Cow sad?

Answer:

Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

How do pizza pies get delivered?

Answer:

By pie-cycle.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?

Answer:

"Poly wants a firecracker!"

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?

Answer:

"My pop is bigger than your pop".

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
ADVERTISEMENT
Riddle:

Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?

Answer:

San Andreas fault.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

Why was the ocean arrested?

Answer:

Because it beat upon the shore.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

Answer:

To keep his wigwam.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

When is a pistol like a young horse?

Answer:

When it is a colt.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
Riddle:

How do you hold a bat?

Answer:

Upside down by it's feet.

Is this worth sharing?
Comment
ADVERTISEMENT