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How do you hold a bat?
Upside down by it's feet.
Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
It lacks atmosphere.
How do pizza pies get delivered?
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
She wasn't in the moo-d.
Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?
How does a river flood?
When it gets to big for its bridges.
Why was the ocean arrested?
Because it beat upon the shore.
Why were the clothespins arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
When does one become soured?
When he is in a pickle.
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