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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy Bear.
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
He was out-standing in his field!
Where do butterflies sleep?
Do rabbits use combs?
No, they use hare brushes.
How did the beaver get online?
He logged on.
Where do TVs go on vacation?
To remote places.
What is faster hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
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