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What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
How do cowboys ride steers?
With Steer-ing wheels.
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
How do pizza pies get delivered?
What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?
"Poly wants a firecracker!"
Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?
He sold his soul to santa.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because, if it had four it would be a sedan.
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?
The sun, it rises every morning.
Why was Miss Cow sad?
Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
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