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Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
She felt like he took her for granite.
Why was Miss Cow sad?
Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
How do pizza pies get delivered?
What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?
"Poly wants a firecracker!"
What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
"My pop is bigger than your pop".
Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?
San Andreas fault.
Why was the ocean arrested?
Because it beat upon the shore.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
When is a pistol like a young horse?
When it is a colt.
How do you hold a bat?
Upside down by it's feet.
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