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Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?
Bear-itones.
How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?
The itch hiked.
Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?
The sun, it rises every morning.
How does a river flood?
When it gets to big for its bridges.
Who is a painstaking man?
The dentist.
Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
To ghost towns.
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink
What sings and has ten feet?
A quintet.
Where do zombies go for a night out?
Club Dead.
Why did the banana run from the outlaw?
Because it was yellow.
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