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Riddle:

Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?

Answer:

San Andreas fault.

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Riddle:

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

Answer:

To keep his wigwam.

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Riddle:

Why were the clothespins arrested? 

Answer:

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Riddle:

How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?

Answer:

The itch hiked.

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Riddle:

Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?

Answer:

It lacks atmosphere.

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

How do you hold a bat?

Answer:

Upside down by it's feet.

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Riddle:

Where do zombies go for a night out?

Answer:

Club Dead.

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Riddle:

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?

Answer:

It raises a stink

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Riddle:

When is a pistol like a young horse?

Answer:

When it is a colt.

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