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What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
Assorted nuts.
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
What do you call an investment in marketing?
An adventure! (Get it, ad-venture?)
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
A mongoose.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Space-chips.
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Use the forks.
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls.
What does the artist like to draw best?
His salary.
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
A comb.
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