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Riddle:

Who is a painstaking man?

Answer:

The dentist.

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Riddle:

What kind of money do vampires use?

Answer:

Blood money!

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Riddle:

Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?

Answer:

"No noose is good noose."

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Riddle:

If you have two quarters on a table touching each other, how can you move one of the quarters without touching it? You are only allowed to touch one quarter but not move it. You cant touch the quarter that you move. You want to get at least enough room between the two quarters to insert another coin between the two quarters.

Answer:

Hold down one of the quarters very firmly. Take another coin and hit it against the quarter you are holding down. Tap hard enough to move the quarter next to it aside.

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Introduce it to Jesse James.

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Riddle:

When are eyes not eyes?

Answer:

When the wind makes them water.

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Riddle:

Why did the banana run from the outlaw?

Answer:

Because it was yellow.

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Riddle:

What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?

Answer:

A leek(leak).

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Riddle:

What do you call an investment in marketing?

Answer:

An adventure! (Get it, ad-venture?)

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Riddle:

What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?

Answer:

A flying sorcerer!

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