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Riddle:

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

Answer:

To keep his wigwam.

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Riddle:

What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?

Answer:

Roost beef.

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Riddle:

What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?

Answer:

Hardened criminals.

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Riddle:

What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?

Answer:

"My pop is bigger than your pop".

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Riddle:

Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?

Answer:

To ghost towns.

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Riddle:

Who is a painstaking man?

Answer:

The dentist.

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Riddle:

What sings and has ten feet?

Answer:

A quintet.

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Riddle:

Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?

Answer:

To prevent son-burn.

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Riddle:

Where do zombies go for a night out?

Answer:

Club Dead.

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Riddle:

Why did the banana run from the outlaw?

Answer:

Because it was yellow.

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