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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He Neverlands.
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
Because he turns into a bat every night.
How do you make a poisonous snake cry?
Take aways it rattle.
What did one math book say to the other math book?
Do you want to hear my problems?
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rock-it!
What type of music is a mummy's favorite?
Wrap.
Why was the nose so tired?
Because it had been running all day.
Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?
Because the students are bright.
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles.
How do monkeys make toast?
They put it under the g'rilla
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