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Riddle:

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Answer:

He Neverlands.

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Riddle:

How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?

Answer:

Because he turns into a bat every night.

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Riddle:

How do you make a poisonous snake cry?

Answer:

Take aways it rattle.

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Riddle:

What did one math book say to the other math book?

Answer:

Do you want to hear my problems?

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Riddle:

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

Answer:

You rock-it!

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Riddle:

What type of music is a mummy's favorite?

Answer:

Wrap.

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Riddle:

Why was the nose so tired?

Answer:

Because it had been running all day.

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Riddle:

Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?

Answer:

Because the students are bright.

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Riddle:

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

Answer:

Because they always drop their needles.

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Riddle:

How do monkeys make toast?

Answer:

They put it under the g'rilla

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