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Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
Roost beef.
What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
Hardened criminals.
What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
"My pop is bigger than your pop".
Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
To ghost towns.
Who is a painstaking man?
The dentist.
What sings and has ten feet?
A quintet.
Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
To prevent son-burn.
Where do zombies go for a night out?
Club Dead.
Why did the banana run from the outlaw?
Because it was yellow.
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