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Riddle:

Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?

Answer:

It lacks atmosphere.

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Riddle:

How does a river flood?

Answer:

When it gets to big for its bridges.

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Riddle:

What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?

Answer:

Hardened criminals.

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Riddle:

Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?

Answer:

She felt like he took her for granite.

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Riddle:

Why were the clothespins arrested? 

Answer:

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Riddle:

How do you hold a bat?

Answer:

Upside down by it's feet.

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Riddle:

Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?

Answer:

To ghost towns.

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Riddle:

What sings and has ten feet?

Answer:

A quintet.

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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

Who is a painstaking man?

Answer:

The dentist.

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