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Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
It lacks atmosphere.
How does a river flood?
When it gets to big for its bridges.
What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
Hardened criminals.
Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
She felt like he took her for granite.
Why were the clothespins arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.
How do you hold a bat?
Upside down by it's feet.
Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
To ghost towns.
What sings and has ten feet?
A quintet.
Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
Mud-donna.
Who is a painstaking man?
The dentist.
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