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Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
It lacks atmosphere.
How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?
The itch hiked.
What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
Hardened criminals.
When does one become soured?
When he is in a pickle.
Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?
Bear-itones.
How does a river flood?
When it gets to big for its bridges.
Why were the clothespins arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.
What sings and has ten feet?
A quintet.
Who is a painstaking man?
The dentist.
Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
To ghost towns.
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