Riddle: Who was the most famous Skeleton detective?
Answer: Sherlock Bones.
Riddle: What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Answer: Jumping to a conclusion.
Riddle: Why do chickens lay eggs?
Answer: Because if they drop them, they will break.
Riddle: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: Because it didn’t have the guts.
Riddle: What do you call a fish with no eye's?
Answer: Fsh.
Riddle: What do elves do after school?
Answer: Gnomework!
Riddle: What instrument does a skeleton play?
Answer: Trombone.
Riddle: What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
Answer: Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.
Riddle: Where does a snowman keep his money?
Answer: In a snow bank.
Riddle: What part of London is in France?
Answer: The letter N.
Riddle: What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast?
Answer: Cheer-eee-ohs!
Riddle: Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Answer: Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
Riddle: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Answer: Because they are stuffed.
Riddle: What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
Answer: He was brain-washed.
Riddle: Why don't cows have money?
Answer: Because the farmer milks them dry.
Riddle: What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
Answer: Do you lava me like I lava you!!
Riddle: Where do wolves stay on vacation?
Answer: At a howliday inn.
Riddle: Why did the king go to the dentist?
Answer: To get a new crown.
Riddle: What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
Answer: A cold spell.
Riddle: Stranger: Does your dog bite?
Farmer: Nope.
All of a sudden the dog bites the stranger on the leg. Yet the farmer was telling the truth! How can this be?
Answer: It was not the farmers dog! hahahaha
