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Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?
San Andreas fault.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
Why were the clothespins arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.
How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?
The itch hiked.
Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
It lacks atmosphere.
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
A little above two feet.
How do you hold a bat?
Upside down by it's feet.
Where do zombies go for a night out?
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink
When is a pistol like a young horse?
When it is a colt.
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