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Riddle:

What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

Answer:

Assorted nuts.

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Riddle:

How are people like animals?

Answer:

We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.

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Riddle:

What do you call an investment in marketing?

Answer:

An adventure! (Get it, ad-venture?)

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

What snack does the Man in the Moon like?

Answer:

Space-chips.

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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