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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

Why did the banana run from the outlaw?

Answer:

Because it was yellow.

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Riddle:

Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?

Answer:

"No noose is good noose."

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Riddle:

How did the sheriff find the missing barber?

Answer:

He combed the town.

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Riddle:

If you have two quarters on a table touching each other, how can you move one of the quarters without touching it? You are only allowed to touch one quarter but not move it. You cant touch the quarter that you move. You want to get at least enough room between the two quarters to insert another coin between the two quarters.

Answer:

Hold down one of the quarters very firmly. Take another coin and hit it against the quarter you are holding down. Tap hard enough to move the quarter next to it aside.

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Riddle:

What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

Answer:

Assorted nuts.

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Riddle:

When are eyes not eyes?

Answer:

When the wind makes them water.

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Riddle:

Where do penguins keep their money?

Answer:

In a snow bank!

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Riddle:

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?

Answer:

It raises a stink

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Riddle:

Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?

Answer:

Because he was a boar. 

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