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Riddle:

What bird is always out of breath?

Answer:

A puffin.

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Riddle:

Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?

Answer:

He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.

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Riddle:

What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?

Answer:

A flying sorcerer!

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Riddle:

Where do you take a sick boat?

Answer:

To the dock!

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Riddle:

Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?

Answer:

Because they have no-body to go with.

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Riddle:

What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?

Answer:

Mas-scare-a.

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Riddle:

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Answer:

Because he wants to go to High school

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Riddle:

What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?

Answer:

Jumping to a conclusion.

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Riddle:

What kind of music can you hear in space?

Answer:

A nept-tune.

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Riddle:

What type of music do rabbits listen to?

Answer:

Hip hop.

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