Riddle: What do you call a sleeping bull?
Answer: A bulldozer!
Riddle: Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
Answer: Because his wife was a total flake.
Riddle: How does NASA throw a party?
Answer: They planet.
Riddle: What do you call pigs that write letters to each other?
Answer: Pen Pals.
Riddle: What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Answer: An antique!
Riddle: Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store?
Answer: Because They don't have Windows.
Riddle: What is the best thing to put into pies?
Answer: Your teeth.
Riddle: What hired killer never goes to jail?
Answer: An exterminator.
Riddle: Why did the belt go to jail?
Answer: For holding up a pair of pants.
Riddle: Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
Answer: It felt crummy.
Riddle: Why are artist no good in sports matches?
Answer: Because they keep drawing.
Riddle: What did Tony the Tiger wear to bed?
Answer: Paw-jamas
Riddle: When do truck drivers stop to eat?
Answer: Whenever they come to a fork in the road.
Riddle: Where do horses live?
Answer: In a NEIGHborhood.
Riddle: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Answer: A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
Riddle: What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
Answer: Soap operas.
Riddle: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer: Between you and me, something smells.
Riddle: What do you call a bunch of dolls waiting in line for grilled meat?
Answer: A Barbie-Queue (barbecue).
Riddle: Where does a rabbit go for a shampoo?
Answer: To a hare-dresser.
Riddle: What nationality is Santa?
Answer: North Polish.
