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What bird is always out of breath?
Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.
What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
A flying sorcerer!
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock!
Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wants to go to High school
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
What kind of music can you hear in space?
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
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