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Riddle:

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?

Answer:

A knight gown!

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Riddle:

Why was the fisherman arrested?

Answer:

For packing a rod.

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Riddle:

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?

Answer:

It raises a stink

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Riddle:

Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?

Answer:

The sun, it rises every morning.

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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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Riddle:

Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?

Answer:

To prevent son-burn.

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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

Answer:

It has a spring in it

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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