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Riddle:

Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?

Answer:

Bear-itones.

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Riddle:

What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?

Answer:

"My pop is bigger than your pop".

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Riddle:

What sings and has ten feet?

Answer:

A quintet.

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Riddle:

How does a river flood?

Answer:

When it gets to big for its bridges.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?

Answer:

A Human Being.

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Riddle:

What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

Answer:

Assorted nuts.

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

How did the sheriff find the missing barber?

Answer:

He combed the town.

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