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Riddle:

How can you make a fly ball?

Answer:

Hit him with a bat.

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Introduce it to Jesse James.

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?

Answer:

A mountain with mountainears

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Riddle:

Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

Answer:

Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?

Answer:

Florence Nightingown.

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