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What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
What do you call an investment in marketing?
An adventure! (Get it, ad-venture?)
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
A little above two feet.
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Introduce it to Jesse James.
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