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How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls.
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Introduce it to Jesse James.
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
A mountain with mountainears
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
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