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Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Introduce it to Jesse James.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little horse!
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
Use the forks.
Why was the fisherman arrested?
For packing a rod.
What nationality is Santa?
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