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Riddle:

Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?

Answer:

The sun, it rises every morning.

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

What do you call an investment in marketing?

Answer:

An adventure! (Get it, ad-venture?)

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

Why did the pony cough?

Answer:

He was a little horse!

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

How are people like animals?

Answer:

We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

What nationality is Santa?

Answer:

North Polish.

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