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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Answer:

Introduce it to Jesse James.

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Riddle:

Why did the pony cough?

Answer:

He was a little horse!

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

Where do penguins keep their money?

Answer:

In a snow bank!

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

What did the baby robot say to his mom?

Answer:

"I love you watts and watts."

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Riddle:

What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?

Answer:

 Use the forks.

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Riddle:

Why was the fisherman arrested?

Answer:

For packing a rod.

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Riddle:

What nationality is Santa?

Answer:

North Polish.

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