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Riddle:

What language does a billboard speak?

Answer:

Sign language.

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Riddle:

What do you call a snowman in the summer.

Answer:

Puddle.

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Riddle:

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Answer:

Because it didn’t have the guts.

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Riddle:

What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?

Answer:

Claustraophobic.

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Riddle:

What animal is most likely to eat a relative?

Answer:

An ant-eater!

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Riddle:

Where do wolves stay on vacation?

Answer:

At a howliday inn.

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Riddle:

What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?

Answer:

The web is the trick and you are the treat.

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Riddle:

Why did the king go to the dentist?

Answer:

To get a new crown.

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Riddle:

What did the little lobster get on its math test?

Answer:

Sea-plus.

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Riddle:

Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?

Answer:

Because his wife was a total flake.

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