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Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?
The sun, it rises every morning.
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
What do you call an investment in marketing?
An adventure! (Get it, ad-venture?)
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little horse!
What does the artist like to draw best?
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
"I love you watts and watts."
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
What nationality is Santa?
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