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Riddle:

Who is a painstaking man?

Answer:

The dentist.

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Riddle:

Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?

Answer:

To ghost towns.

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Riddle:

Why did the banana run from the outlaw?

Answer:

Because it was yellow.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?

Answer:

"No noose is good noose."

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

How are people like animals?

Answer:

We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.

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Riddle:

What do you call an investment in marketing?

Answer:

An adventure! (Get it, ad-venture?)

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