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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
How can you make a fly ball?
Hit him with a bat.
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Because they hit fowl balls.
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Because they can handle the seas!
Why did the jelly roll?
It saw the apple turn over.
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Because they would like to break out
What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
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