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Riddle:

Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?

Answer:

The sun, it rises every morning.

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Riddle:

Why did the pony cough?

Answer:

He was a little horse!

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Riddle:

What does the artist like to draw best?

Answer:

His salary.

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Riddle:

Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?

Answer:

Because he was a boar. 

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Riddle:

What kind of goose fights with snakes?

Answer:

A mongoose.

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Riddle:

What snacks do you serve at a robot party?

Answer:

Assorted nuts.

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Riddle:

What do you call an investment in marketing?

Answer:

An adventure! (Get it, ad-venture?)

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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Riddle:

Where do cows go to dance?

Answer:

The Meatball.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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