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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

What snack does the Man in the Moon like?

Answer:

Space-chips.

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Riddle:

How can you make a fly ball?

Answer:

Hit him with a bat.

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Riddle:

What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?

Answer:

A Christmas quacker.

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Riddle:

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Answer:

Because they hit fowl balls.

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Riddle:

Why are opera singers good sailors?

Answer:

Because they can handle the seas!

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?

Answer:

Because they would like to break out

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Riddle:

What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?

Answer:

Steer Wars.

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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