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Riddle:

What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?

Answer:

One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Riddle:

What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?

Answer:

A little above two feet.

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Riddle:

What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?

Answer:

Steer Wars.

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Riddle:

What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?

Answer:

A Christmas quacker.

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Riddle:

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

Answer:

He gets pale as a sheet.

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Riddle:

How do chiropractors swim laps?

Answer:

They do the back stroke.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?

Answer:

One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Riddle:

What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?

Answer:

A Human Being.

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Riddle:

How do you clean a dirty tuba?

Answer:

With a tuba toothpaste!

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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