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What language does a billboard speak?
What do you call a snowman in the summer.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it didn’t have the guts.
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
Where do wolves stay on vacation?
At a howliday inn.
What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
The web is the trick and you are the treat.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
What did the little lobster get on its math test?
Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
Because his wife was a total flake.
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