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Who is a painstaking man?
Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
To ghost towns.
Why did the banana run from the outlaw?
Because it was yellow.
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
Where do sailors take their baths?
In a tubmarine.
What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?
"No noose is good noose."
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Up their sleevies!
How are people like animals?
We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.
What do you call an investment in marketing?
An adventure! (Get it, ad-venture?)
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