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Riddle:

How did the sheriff find the missing barber?

Answer:

He combed the town.

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Riddle:

What nationality is Santa?

Answer:

North Polish.

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Riddle:

Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?

Answer:

She felt like he took her for granite.

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Riddle:

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

Answer:

It has a spring in it

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Riddle:

Why did the pony cough?

Answer:

He was a little horse!

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Riddle:

Where do Generals keep their armies?

Answer:

Up their sleevies!

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Riddle:

Where do sailors take their baths?

Answer:

In a tubmarine.

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Riddle:

Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?

Answer:

Mud-donna.

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Riddle:

What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?

Answer:

A comb.

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Riddle:

How do vampires like their food served?

Answer:

In bite-size pieces.

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