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Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?
The sun, it rises every morning.
Why did the pony cough?
He was a little horse!
What does the artist like to draw best?
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Because he was a boar.
What kind of goose fights with snakes?
What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
What do you call an investment in marketing?
An adventure! (Get it, ad-venture?)
How do vampires like their food served?
In bite-size pieces.
Where do cows go to dance?
What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
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