Riddle: Why didn't the car feel well?
Answer: It had gas.
Riddle: Why did the football team go to the bank?
Answer: To get a quarter back!
Riddle: What do spiders like with their hamburgers?
Answer: French flies.
Riddle: How does the moon cut his hair?
Answer: E-clipse it!
Riddle: What do mathematics teachers like to eat?
Answer: Pi.
Riddle: What do you call unhappy cranberries?
Answer: Blueberries.
Riddle: What do you call a crate of ducks?
Answer: A box of quakers!
Riddle: What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Answer: Jellyfish!
Riddle: Why do cows wear bells?
Answer: Because their horns don't work.
Riddle: Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?
Answer: They wanted to lie low.
Riddle: What sweets do geologists like?
Answer: Rock candy.
Riddle: Why did the credit card go to jail?
Answer: It was guilty as charged.
Riddle: What do you call a cow's bedtime stories?
Answer: Dairy tales.
Riddle: Why did the boy eat his homework?
Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Riddle: What do you call a bear with no ear?
Answer: A b!
Riddle: What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?
Answer: A chicken that plucks itself.
Riddle: Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
Answer: Because he was a great web designer.
Riddle: What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
Answer: You've changed!
Riddle: How do you get a tissue to dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in it!
