Riddle: What did the traffic lights say to the cars?
Answer: “Don’t look I’m changing!”
Riddle: Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?
Answer: He kneaded the dough.
Riddle: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Answer: It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
Riddle: What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
Answer: Open toad shoes.
Riddle: What do ghosts like to do on a Saturday night?
Answer: BOOGIE.
Riddle: What do you call a sticky crow?
Answer: Vel-Crow (Velcro).
Riddle: What's a pizzas favorite game?
Answer: Dominos.
Riddle: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
Answer: For the tweet-ment!
Riddle: Why did Silly Billy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Answer: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Riddle: What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?
Answer: Fried Chicken.
Riddle: How does Yoda shave?
Answer: With a laser-blade.
Riddle: What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
Answer: Her A-B-Seas.
Riddle: Why can't a cheetah hide?
Answer: Because it is spotted!
Riddle: What do you call two math friends?
Answer: Algebros!!
Riddle: Where do all unwanted shoes go?
Answer: Boot camp.
Riddle: How do bees get to school in the morning?
Answer: On the school buzz.
Riddle: Why can't you trust the law of gravity?
Answer: Because it will always let you down.
Riddle: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
Answer: To get some spare - ribs.
Riddle: What do you call a camel with no humps?
Answer: Humphrey.
Riddle: What do you call a cow that plays instruments?
Answer: A moo-sician!
