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If you drop me, I'm sure to crack. Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back. What am I?
If you drop me, I'm sure to crack. Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back.
What am I?
A mirror.
Imagine that you are in a dark room with no possible escape, how do you logically escape?
Stop imagining!
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What is faster hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
If it takes 5 microwaves 5 minutes to cook 5 chickens, how long does it take 100 microwaves to cook 100 chickens?
5 minutes. We can assume that one chicken is placed in each microwave and that each chicken takes 5 minutes to cook.
I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle.
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
A Leek.
Why can't the world ever come to an end?
Because it's round.
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock!
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
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