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If you drop me, I'm sure to crack. Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back. What am I?
If you drop me, I'm sure to crack. Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back.
What am I?
A mirror.
Imagine that you are in a dark room with no possible escape, how do you logically escape?
Stop imagining!
If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?
11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock 9 o'clock plus 5 hoiurs = 2 o'clock
11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock
9 o'clock plus 5 hoiurs = 2 o'clock
I'm tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle.
What is faster hot or cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
If it takes 5 microwaves 5 minutes to cook 5 chickens, how long does it take 100 microwaves to cook 100 chickens?
5 minutes. We can assume that one chicken is placed in each microwave and that each chicken takes 5 minutes to cook.
Why can't the world ever come to an end?
Because it's round.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
A Leek.
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock!
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