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Riddle:

Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?

Answer:

Tom's mother slid a newspaper under a door, each sibling standing on each side.

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Riddle:

What is shaped like a box, has no feet, and runs up and down?

Answer:

An Elevator.

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Riddle:

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Answer:

Ice Scream.

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Riddle:

Which bird does not belong in this group? Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich, or sparrow?

Answer:

The Ostrich. It's the only bird that doesn't fly.

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Riddle:

What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?

Answer:

A yardstick.

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Riddle:

I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean;

You make me feel dirty so you feel clean.

What am I?

Answer:

A Broom.

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Riddle:

What runs without legs?

Answer:

Water.

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Riddle:

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

Answer:

The rope wasn't tied to anything so he could reach the food.

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Riddle:

A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this?

Answer:

He hung is hat on the barrel of his gun.

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Riddle:

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.

Why did the blondes go home?

Answer:

Because they thought that disneyland actually left.

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