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Four fingers and a thumb, Yet flesh and blood, I have none. What am I?
Four fingers and a thumb,
Yet flesh and blood,
I have none.
What am I?
A glove.
A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this?
He hung is hat on the barrel of his gun.
I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean; You make me feel dirty so you feel clean. What am I?
I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean;
You make me feel dirty so you feel clean.
A Broom.
What is shaped like a box, has no feet, and runs up and down?
An Elevator
What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
A knight gown!
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later.
I'm clean when I'm black, Dirty when white; Get too close, And you might sneeze. What am I?
I'm clean when I'm black,
Dirty when white;
Get too close,
And you might sneeze.
A Chalkboard.
A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?
The rope wasn't tied to anything so he could reach the food.
What has no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
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